Penis;
true male source of confidence
(provided suitably immense)
the source of manhood's great and good
with back so straight, head sheathed by hood

Penis;
engorgement foils obscurity
stressed by breast's impurity
should it fail, head south or sag,
organ frail shall foil your shag

Penis;
on public show when at urinal,
troubled by all things vaginal
a monster makes your day; her night
but if it's small, best hope she's tight

Penis;
not complex, yet so worthwhile,
for more than sex, so versatile
piercings, puppets and windmills
whomever spunks, same spunk is spilled

Penis;
as sun and moon, shall rise and fall
in bum or poon, brings cries from all
a nun may swoon, 'twixt thighs in thrall,
for fun in june, reprise in fall

Penis;
hymen musher, impregnator
cervix crusher, 'call you later',
spunken sprayer, man's equator,
rampant layer, violator

Penis;
it cannot do it all, 'tis true
but s'good enough for me and you
for if you want a thrusting rod,
a cock's the very tool of God

~*~

I have no experience with writing poetry but browsing this forum made me feel that the simple and bouncy form of inane read-aloud poetry is a lost art

this is my attempt to rekindle that art

I wrote two lil things (which by the way, do not even deserve to be in the same thread as your masterpiece, however I am putting them here because they are inspired by your original post). Also, whichever of them applies.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1.

Gracing the totse forums is bum wax
besides proxying he also whacks
"should i keep trolling her?
will it make me cuter?"
strange indeed are the questions he asks*


2.
My heart was long ago laid at his feet
yet you emerged from what surely must have been hell
or might you have materialized out of the aether?
(truly I cannot tell)
and drench me you did, in stardust
and blind me you did, with a veil of moonbeams
and around me you spun, a cobweb of dreams
and into my ears you did whisper
many many things

but my heart was long ago laid at his feet
so from afar I can only gaze upon
with much awed disbelief
the splendour that enshrouds you
then perchance i will lament
"if only you had been, when I was still free"


*note: i know that "asks" doesn't really rhyme with the other two however I couldn't find anything else suitable