http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&um=1&tab=wn&nolr=1&q=stanley+carter+attic

In Plains, PA, a guy who was staying with friends in a duplex decided to climb into the attic and climb back down into the neighboring family's house. He stole their food, clothes, cash and Christmas presents while holing up in the attic for a full week.

What struck me as extra funny was that he documented the week on his myspace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=393807898)page. Tard.

In the GMA interview I watched, the family said they had no idea he was up there until she saw footprints on the wall in the closet where he had been climbing up and down. Apparently, this is called "phrogging." Totse, discuss.