Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The UniverseVogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
I am absurd.
I write.
My heroes are all dead. I swing between the extremes of nihilism and idealism. I program for fun. I believe transgression leads to transcendence.
I am an atheist.
I liked it when it you used that something that wasn't easier to clean. I feel warm inside when the stock market plummets.
I want to be free.
This makes me feel like Narcissus.
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