http://youtube.com/watch?v=qCurgG0jwnA&NR=1

Interesting concept.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qCurgG0jwnA&NR=1

Interesting concept.

Indeed, but that advert just made me lol.

Masturbation: serious business.

Wow, slow-mo for a sex toy, kinda blows my mind. I bet the thing's entirely too expensive, though, I'd try it.


-Selah

hmm ... I want one!

It's not THAT expensive, £70: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14734

Here's a useful accessory: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v8K1J7qX5uQ

"The next step in the future of masturbation..."

One hell of a way to start off an advert.

Only about 50 uses? Fuck that shit.

Flip Hole?...or fleshlight advanced?
interesting one of these things needs extensive manual testing for me to buy one...I wonder if they'll let me take one for a test drive?

What would've been even cooler, is if that thing had a line-in, so that you could feed it music and make all those ridges move in tact with the tune.

Then I might buy it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qCurgG0jwnA&NR=1

Interesting concept.

please please tell me how you stumbled upon this video?

What exactly did you type into the search bar?

please please tell me how you stumbled upon this video?

What exactly did you type into the search bar?

Ask Angry Blue Bird of Death, he posted a similar link in HB I think. Then I checked the related videos, and there you go.

So it only lasts 50 uses?

I'm confused by all of this...


Here's a useful accessory: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v8K1J7qX5uQ

Also: Doesn't that accessory make actual women obsolete?

please please tell me how you stumbled upon this video?

What exactly did you type into the search bar?h,y,p,n,o,s - g,f,!

Also: Doesn't that accessory make actual women obsolete?

Unless you have a set of tits, no.

That shit just got me hard.

I would imagine hard rock would beat the shit out of your cock.

I would imagine hard rock would beat the shit out of your cock.

I'd beat off using blast beats.

lol!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=3774

lol!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=3774

Why does it have a dome (head) on it?

Why does it have a dome (head) on it?

That's the end of your penis from getting a tit fuck. The real question is, why is there a mutant vagina on that woman's chest.

I think the 50 uses had to have meant on battery power???? Here's hoping, otherwise it sucks! 50 uses could be knocked out in no time!

There are no batteries.

The 50 uses bit will stop this product from taking off.

Their marketing department is full of idiots. They shouldn't have mentioned it. Most people would be too ashamed to complain anyway.

Eh, more like "we guarantee it'll be good for at least 50 uses"

Just like light bulbs have a pre-specified amount of working hours, a car has its amount of mikes it can travel before needing a checkup ...

Properly cared for, silicone lasts forever.

Properly cared for, silicone lasts forever.

It's hard to care for something you beat the shit out of with your dick everyday.

It's hard to care for something you beat the shit out of with your dick everyday.
Reminds me of a graig list add.
Single Male looking for sexy female, just want something to to beat the shit out of with my dick everyday, without the emotional the ties.

lol!
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=3774

it looks like a face :<

US$100 for 50 uses? Fuck that, I'd go through that thing in a day.

:D

Looks gay. What we need is something that doesn't need hands or any physical movement to wank. I want to be able to jack off while playing counterstrike and drinking a diet coke.

Blowjob under the computer desk.

holy shit!!
This is like the Ferrari of masturbation devices.
Man, this shit makes my hand feel obsolete

yeah, srsly. It'd be worthless in about a week and a half.