Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The UniverseVogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
you can give a woman all the riches in the world, and she won't even look at you twice
but
if you give her a nickname, she will be yours forever and three days?