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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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Old 2008-12-22, 04:57
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Default America the conquered

In the year 2008, slave masters gave to me:
phone wire tapping,
still no end to waring,
pervert queers a marrying,
commies host Olympics,
Russians are a gaming,
fore-closures rising,
another federal bailout,
a collapsing dollar,
falling gas prices,
another farce election,
and a high yeller in the White House.

Ho, ho ho! welcome to America the conquered, comrades.
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Old 2008-12-22, 05:00
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In the year 2008, slave masters gave to me:
phone wire tapping,
still no end to waring,
pervert queers a marrying,
commies host Olympics,
Russians are a gaming,
fore-closures rising,
another federal bailout,
a collapsing dollar,
falling gas prices,
another farce elections,
and a high yeller in the White House.

Ho, ho ho! welcome to America the conquered, comrades.

That's okay. Hole up in your underground compound with your arsenal, your four fundamentalist toothless wives and sixteen illegitimate children then hang out for a decade or so. We'll come calling when it's your turn.
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Old 2008-12-22, 10:39
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Australia
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bankruptcy_Abuse_Prevention_and_Consumer_Protectio n_Act

If congress begins considering any further laws restricting personal bankruptcy, watch out.
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Old 2008-12-22, 23:58
ReclaimPublicSpace ReclaimPublicSpace is offline
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That's okay. Hole up in your underground compound with your arsenal, your four fundamentalist toothless wives and sixteen illegitimate children then hang out for a decade or so. We'll come calling when it's your turn.

Fucking this.
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Old 2008-12-23, 04:31
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq2FdNElL9U

Zombies I says
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Old 2008-12-28, 02:19
Cuntbag Cuntbag is offline
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It's because the US sucks. All your citizens have this annoying false sense of entitlement and self-worth. So, you got wire-tapped, harden the fuck up. It's your fault, not the banks, that you are getting foreclosed upon.
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Old 2008-12-30, 00:05
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Alameda, CA
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Originally Posted by Cuntbag
It's because the US sucks. All your citizens have this annoying false sense of entitlement and self-worth. So, you got wire-tapped, harden the fuck up. It's your fault, not the banks, that you are getting foreclosed upon.


What do you mean "our" fault? There is a good portion of this population that is being held hostage by the idiotic masses. The first thing I was saying on this board when the shit started hitting the fan was that we should not forget that a lot of the responsibility of what is happening now is from a bunch of people thinking they can be the next Donald Trump. I actually started pointing this stuff out before the Market started falling.

People understand they are borrowing money. Its not like the lenders are saying, "Here... take this free money."
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Old 2008-12-30, 00:24
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Columbus, Ohio
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Vogon Poetry.
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Old 2008-12-30, 03:26
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New Bedford, MA
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Originally Posted by Chimro
In the year 2008, slave masters gave to me:
phone wire tapping,
still no end to waring,
pervert queers a marrying,
commies host Olympics,
Russians are a gaming,
fore-closures rising,
another federal bailout,
a collapsing dollar,
falling gas prices,
another farce election,
and a high yeller in the White House.

Ho, ho ho! welcome to America the conquered, comrades.


i dont know why all of you are bitching about this poem. i like it. i found it kinda creative. i wouldve never thought of this lol
 
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