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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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Old 2008-12-20, 23:43
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Default The Critic

They stand there, gazing, it's their belief
to judge an artist soul
To criticize what they believe
To be the artist role
Not for his own creation
but for their selfish needs
They really couldn't give a fuck
for what the artist sees
Over weight, obnoxious, arrogant fat turds
ignorant by nature with a homosexual urge.
The female of the gender? yuppified new age
lesbian by nightfall, bestiality by the day.
This is my perspective of what could truly be
My perspective of a Critic on totse from me.
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So wadda yah think? Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2008-12-21, 01:11
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Questions objections obtuse
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Old 2008-12-21, 19:05
BluEDicE BluEDicE is offline
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I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say that no-one could ever actually enjoy reading what you have written, except in parody, because it is horrible. Do you have any fucking idea what people go through reading what you have written? Fuck you.

On 21 December 1907, Hitler's mother died of breast cancer at age 47.
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Old 2008-12-21, 21:25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BluEDicE
I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say that no-one could ever actually enjoy reading what you have written, except in parody, because it is horrible. Do you have any fucking idea what people go through reading what you have written? Fuck you.

On 21 December 1907, Hitler's mother died of breast cancer at age 47.

http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq258/bornkillertotsehard/AceVentura-LookingthroughFisheyeLen.gif
I see you took this piece waaaayyyy to seriously. lolz
See the "Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)" at the bottom? I was kidding although your reaction was rather entertaining. :D
Don't stress...enjoy the totse experience.

Interesting fact about Hitlers Mother too, that was new to me.
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Old 2008-12-23, 03:19
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New Bedford, MA
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it was interesting. enertaining too
 
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