http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1098125/Pictured-Desperate-Chinese-sailors-fight-Somali-pirates-beer-bottles-Molotov-cocktails.html

That is fucken' awesome! 3.75/5 stars.

i lolled at how one of the pirates was wearing a sports jacket

I lolled at how one of the pirates was holding the Rocket launcher as a regular rifle.

And they're supposed to dress how?

I favor the Klingon approach: If you are captured by pirates, consider your life forfeit. The pirates, the prize vessel and the hostages will all be bombed. The problem should correct itself quickly thereafter.

I don't understand why they don't just put something like this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CROWS) along the side of each ship. It wouldn't even be all that hard to make. All you need is a gun, a camera, a screen, and a couple of good servos.

guns and china dont mix :)

guns and china dont mix :)

Well, you got that right:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Rifle_Type_95.jpg

I remember a time when pirates wore eye patches, and had bigger ships.

Those were real pirates, these stupid niggers are just thieves, like all niggers. There's no class to what they do and they have no respect for piracy tradition.

Well, you got that right:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Rifle_Type_95.jpg

Is that a shitty knockoff of the FAMAS...?

Is that a shitty knockoff of the FAMAS...?

It's supposed to be a knock-off of the AK-47 if you can believe it.

That's pretty hardcore, a bunch of unarmed Chinese dudes actually held off heavily armed pirates, even after they got onboard.

The Chinese are awesome, that proves it even more, that was great, also Somali and marksmanship don't go well together.