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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-12-16, 21:47
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Default better not tell

The incest I think of
Makes my dick swell
You are only twelve
You better not tell

I will open the door
You better not yell
I am fixin to score
You better not tell

I notice you flirt
Take off your night shirt
This is going to hurt
You better not tell

Your mom is drunk
She will not help
I am in your bunk
You better not tell

That was a good piece of ass
I wanted it to last
Our secret will land me in hell
You better not tell
 #2 
Old 2008-12-18, 03:06
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dont know
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umm.... certainly depicts the essence of the act?
 #3 
Old 2008-12-19, 00:54
Cuddleskunk Cuddleskunk is offline
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The incest I think of
Makes my dick swell
You are only twelve
You better not tell

I will open the door
You better not yell
I am fixin to score
You better not tell

That was a good piece of ass
I wanted it to last
Our secrete will land me in hell
You better not tell

Did you mean "secret" or "secrete?" I suppose either could be correct in this situation, but I think you meant "secret."
 #4 
Old 2008-12-19, 04:25
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Questions objections obtuse
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Clearly he meant secreting his secret would be near fatal on an expiriential basis.
 #5 
Old 2008-12-19, 16:57
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Did you mean "secret" or "secrete?" I suppose either could be correct in this situation, but I think you meant "secret."

Haha
I think we all would sell our souls for some good secretion at some point in our lives.
 #6 
Old 2009-01-03, 04:57
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Did you mean "secret" or "secrete?" I suppose either could be correct in this situation, but I think you meant "secret."

fixed
 #7 
Old 2009-01-04, 15:37
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Ontario canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnplywd
The incest I think of
Makes my dick swell
You are only twelve
You better not tell

I will open the door
You better not yell
I am fixin to score
You better not tell

I notice you flirt
Take off your night shirt
This is going to hurt
You better not tell

Your mom is drunk
She will not help
I am in your bunk
You better not tell

That was a good piece of ass
I wanted it to last
Our secret will land me in hell
You better not tell


My uncle does touch me
and he does it so very well
i am only twelve
and i assure you i won't tell

so he opens the door
and he tells me not to yell
he's just about to score
and i assure you i won't tell

Like a coquette i do flirt
teasing him with my night shirt
he said it's gonna hurt
not to mention it'll squirt

my mommy is drunk
surely she will not help
my uncle is in my bunk
he's gonna make me yelp

he rubs my clit with his dick
now there are two things that swell
our secret will land us in hell
i assure you i won't tell
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Old 2009-01-05, 05:22
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OMG WAN you are so naughty. I might be in love
 
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