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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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Old 2008-12-11, 08:43
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San Jose California
Default Roaches

I cracked my head
open, on the kitchen floor
to prove to you
that I had brains.
Like an egg,
I spilled out.
All of me, yolk and
all, crept through
the cracked linoleum
slipping under the refrigerator.
And my last thought
was to clean the floor
in case of roaches.
 #2 
Old 2008-12-11, 08:45
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Durham, UK.
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I hope you got your head seeing to after your fall.
 #3 
Old 2008-12-14, 20:35
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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Really enjoyed this.

You should write in this vein more.
 #4 
Old 2008-12-15, 19:11
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Tea and Crumpets country
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I puffed da weed
To get me high
My friend did sigh
I wondered why

Not enough tuck
not enough nip
That rolled up roach
Had stuck to my lip
 #5 
Old 2008-12-16, 11:15
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San Jose California
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Thanks.

---Beany---, good one. lol
 #6 
Old 2008-12-16, 15:21
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Cheers. That's the kind of roaches I thought you meant.
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Old 2008-12-16, 20:54
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San Jose California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ---Beany---
Cheers. That's the kind of roaches I thought you meant.


No, that would be a happier poem.
 
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