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| Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here. |
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#1
 2008-12-11, 08:43
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San Jose California
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Roaches
I cracked my head
open, on the kitchen floor
to prove to you
that I had brains.
Like an egg,
I spilled out.
All of me, yolk and
all, crept through
the cracked linoleum
slipping under the refrigerator.
And my last thought
was to clean the floor
in case of roaches.
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#2
 2008-12-11, 08:45
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Re: Roaches
I hope you got your head seeing to after your fall.
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#3
 2008-12-14, 20:35
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Regular
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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Re: Roaches
Really enjoyed this.
You should write in this vein more.
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#4
 2008-12-15, 19:11
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Regular
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Re: Roaches
I puffed da weed
To get me high
My friend did sigh
I wondered why
Not enough tuck
not enough nip
That rolled up roach
Had stuck to my lip
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#5
 2008-12-16, 11:15
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San Jose California
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Re: Roaches
Thanks.
---Beany---, good one. lol
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#6
 2008-12-16, 15:21
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Regular
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Re: Roaches
Cheers. That's the kind of roaches I thought you meant.
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#7
 2008-12-16, 20:54
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Moderator
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San Jose California
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Re: Roaches
Quote:
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Originally Posted by ---Beany---
Cheers. That's the kind of roaches I thought you meant.
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No, that would be a happier poem.
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