On a night dark and dreary,
I was feeling sort of weary,
I went to snort some cocaine,
Then in my ass I felt a sharp pain,
It was the raven sodomizing me with its beak.

Constructive criticism is appreciated.

must have been one large raven

Are u sure it wasn't a large black male in a bird costume?

you ain't seen no sodomy till you've seen my award winning, critically acclaimed and winner of FIVE best and most controversial vogon literary awards :


il sado di un conforto
(the sodomy of a solace)