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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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Old 2008-12-09, 23:24
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Default my balls are meaty

this poems for all of you out there trying to
get your shit slipping with your car in park
all you brainiacs putting this together
for that god with the sense of humor for my solitary brain
for the thoughts in others heads thinking ima nut and think they can convince me to suck them
heaar we go

once upon a time not long ago
there was this kid jon
and he was about to blow
he realize that people were in his head
and he kept bringing his shit to get hit with a fit
of that nicotine mean clean ass teeth
from that gum cum on hugh hefners grave
get the luck so some bitch will suck whilst im fuckin
yo ass high on the grass a lil coke mo money fo sho
acting like that will get yo shit smacked
like the rap acts said while i was talkin in my head
j k to the l m n o p
q for queer
toys r us
kids dont bust
nuts
whilst im facking them in the butt
as a false flash from the bendryls chills from the weed
seeds and they grow
woa woo ha huh
fuck that bash the bat get the send
spent on cents
went and said
done ima sped
fled from the shit
spit quick hit lit smoke toke roll blunts to smoke
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Old 2008-12-16, 02:59
n3rdy_g3rty n3rdy_g3rty is offline
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Default Re: my balls are meaty

add a few more "fucks" and "yo's" and I think you've got it..

lacks flo..yo..

oh yeah.. no beotch?
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Old 2008-12-17, 10:40
Nohan Nohan is offline
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Default Re: my balls are meaty

so are mine. but i don't fack niggaz in the butt ya HOMO!!!! hah jk but whaaait ya don't fuck guys in the but !!!!!!~! peace.
 
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