From afar,
I gaze at your juicy rump,
I take notice of the way it bounces when you walk,
I want to follow you home,
And take off your underpants while you're sleeping,
I want to lube up that bodacious booty with a stick of butter,
And slide my fist inside,
Ever so gently,
One day,
One day I will have that juicy rump.

I laughed, I cried; I don't think any poem has summed up the human condition so concisely and beautifully.

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Lolz!! :D