Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The UniverseVogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
Im tired of seeing you
pull your way on someone
elses dime.
Youre a wagon,
and Im an ox.
Without me, youd be stranded
with your axe and sifting pan,
wondering how you missed
the trip to the golden coast.
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