In fact i once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother, in witch fellatio was performed forthwith and without explanation, the encounter lasted several hours and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact either verbally or physically has been made.

Dad?????

Are you my milkman?

Also, way to steal this from that white guy translation of that rap battle or whatever the hell it was. This doesn't belong here, to to HB.

Yar, something needs to be done about Vogon having a moderator.

Agreed.

GTFO of the Poetry Forum.