Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The UniverseVogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
Dad stumbles toward me
arms outstretched like a
windmill, whirling round
and round.
I tumble down,
like a rag doll
flop flopping
to the bottom
of the stairs.
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