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 #1 
Old 2008-12-01, 05:28
xxdeetsxx xxdeetsxx is offline
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FFS, AN OPEN PRISON!!! AN OPEN PRISON!!! YOU PUT A CHILD KILLER IN AN OPEN PRISON!!! Jesus fucking christ!! What the fuck is an open prison anyway, how does that work ffs! Shit!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/puffbox/hyperpuff/audiovideo/england/humber/7755745.stm
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Old 2008-12-01, 05:38
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http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/3186/medium/U.S.%20Soldiers%20Firing%20Line%20-%20South%20Iraq.jpg
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Old 2008-12-01, 05:43
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I'm so happy and fortunate that I was not born on that island. It seems like every coming day I am more and more proud to be an American. It's unfortunate that Europe has been infiltrated like this, by it's enemies; many western Europeans have become their enemies psychologically through systematic brainwashing. However, I cannot say the same for Italy, Spain, Portugal and Greece.
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Old 2008-12-01, 06:10
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This doesn't even compare to the shit you've got going on in the us. How can you accuse the 'europeans' of being brainwashed... you american ffs lol. I'm gonna make some pancakes.
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Old 2008-12-01, 06:19
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What exactly does Europe have (excluding southern and eastern Europe) that trumps the USA?
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Old 2008-12-01, 06:25
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Wow, another America vs UK fail thread.
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Old 2008-12-01, 07:07
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inb4pagesofarguing
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Old 2008-12-01, 07:15
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I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, so here's a cool conspiracy I just read.

Are Humans Smarter Than Yeast? Humans eat, they breed, they die - but for a purposeful plan only known to the "brewers and bakers" which compose the New York financial and banking cabals. The total sum of human toil is about to be harvested vis a vie confiscation of lands, goods and labor. The trillions in debt dollars will lay claim against the billions of hands multiplied by man-hours of labor per lifetime.
The consensus trance among the fattened, tranquilized American Middle Class expects salvation form their demigod Technology as evidenced by mindless demand for faster home computers and flatter flat screen TeeVees. But these devices will only deliver more fat producing anesthetic to the sofa bound infotainment grazers.
The rescue remedy redemption (i.e. confiscation) plan will follow a hierarchy. Here is a vague list of how the American Middle Class will be harvested by the master brewers:
Wages -> investments -> weapons/ammunition -> stored commodities (food/fuel/gold) -> land/water -> inscription/slavery.
Between investment and weapon confiscations, expect restrictions on travel (except for those carrying National ID Cards), restrictions on local manufacturing and trade (except for Card carriers), and regular patrols with occasional house-to-house search for "contraband" and suspects (those without a Card).
Just before land confiscation, expect prohibitions against raising farm animals or gardening (for health/infectious disease/public safety reasons). All food production will be limited to "terrorism free" government sanctioned corporations (Monsanto, ADM, Tysons, etc).
The post-Peak Oil depletion of refined fuels will generate prohibitions against stockpiled heating and cooking liquids and gases. We could see laws restricting fuel containers limited to five gallons per person per week. Forested areas will be nationalized and "closed" in the name of protecting national resources.
Water will be more precious than gold or oil. Expect the biggest and most desperate battles to be fought over fresh water access and pump/storage resources.
Any and all people who fail to willingly and completely surrender will quickly find themselves subject to the last redemption: forced labor, Chinese factory style. What irony that the Walmart shoppers of today might be forced into the same labor factory model that once produced their salad shooters, plastic wading pools and Christmas tree decorations.** Those people who try to "cheat" the system by growing, manufacturing and bartering, any or all without the benefit of National ID Cards, will be easily spotted: they will appear well fed, clothed and shodded, and in general good health and spirits.
Are Humans Smarter Than Yeast? We shall soon see.
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Old 2008-12-01, 07:18
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IFIOTW or perhaps NotW or even B&M, but not here.
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Old 2008-12-03, 08:45
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Wow, another America vs UK fail thread.


I'm getting tired of these types of threads. Always degrade into a pissing contest of sorts...
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Old 2008-12-04, 19:31
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I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, so here's a cool conspiracy I just read.

That was an interesting read. I don't want them to take away my stored up Spaghetti-O's and Chef Boyardee. :( I've been carefully rotating stock for nothing?
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Old 2008-12-06, 02:23
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Where about in liverpool do you live, fool.
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Old 2008-12-10, 20:13
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Originally Posted by My Name is The Lord
I'm so happy and fortunate that I was not born on that island. It seems like every coming day I am more and more proud to be an American. It's unfortunate that Europe has been infiltrated like this, by it's enemies; many western Europeans have become their enemies psychologically through systematic brainwashing. However, I cannot say the same for Italy, Spain, Portugal and Greece.


Roffle.

I have no Patrioism for England

Nor should you for America.

The Goverments are two peas in a pod, and a wolf in sheepskin.
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Old 2008-12-11, 12:25
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omg lol amerika beta dan uk cus dey got guns and blacks in prison and a blak prez n dey takin ova da wurld in da name of globalization

uk suk cuz derz pedos n blax n chavz on da street n der priminista iz wyt n dey tlk funi
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Old 2008-12-15, 09:17
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What is the point in being nationalistic anyway? Seriously, I mean think about it. You are just adopting a group mentality that is easily manipulated by whatever nation you live in. You end up a 'pawn'.

Anyone who says they are proud to be from a nation ran by fascist bastards (US, UK, EU, the fucking lot of them) is not independent, just a pawn. Where you live is simply where you reside, the land you inhabit. You owe no allegiance to a government or 'image' of what you perceive a nation to be.

Av' a word ey...
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Old 2008-12-18, 10:10
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^ Totally agree, the concept of nation state is outdated, communities should just organize themselves in consumers associations and then purchase services from private parties (water supply, security, heating, etc.).
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Old 2008-12-18, 14:39
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what is the point in being nationalistic anyway? Seriously, i mean think about it. You are just adopting a group mentality that is easily manipulated by whatever nation you live in. You end up a 'pawn'.

Anyone who says they are proud to be from a nation ran by fascist bastards (us, uk, eu, the fucking lot of them) is not independent, just a pawn. Where you live is simply where you reside, the land you inhabit. You owe no allegiance to a government or 'image' of what you perceive a nation to be.

Av' a word ey...

this.
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Old 2008-12-18, 17:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSolitaryWarrior
What is the point in being nationalistic anyway? Seriously, I mean think about it. You are just adopting a group mentality that is easily manipulated by whatever nation you live in. You end up a 'pawn'.

Anyone who says they are proud to be from a nation ran by fascist bastards (US, UK, EU, the fucking lot of them) is not independent, just a pawn. Where you live is simply where you reside, the land you inhabit. You owe no allegiance to a government or 'image' of what you perceive a nation to be.

Av' a word ey...


eum...my country gives me fucking A social support (i.e. welfare, free medical insurance, pension plan,...) which almost no other country can follow. so...yeah, call me stupid, but I'm glad I live in this country and not in the U.S. or whatever shitass country.
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Old 2008-12-18, 22:13
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Originally Posted by LuKaZz420
^ Totally agree, the concept of nation state is outdated, communities should just organize themselves in consumers associations and then purchase services from private parties (water supply, security, heating, etc.).


Are you a voluntarist too?
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Old 2008-12-19, 18:51
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Originally Posted by My Name is The Lord
What exactly does Europe have (excluding southern and eastern Europe) that trumps the USA?


Well the UK has free healthcare, free prescriptions to the under 16s and the over 60s, free college, a higher average intelligence, a lower average obesity and, of course, lower gun crime statistics.

I'm not exactly proud of my country, but I'm sure as hell happy I'm not American.
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Old 2008-12-23, 08:21
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Well the UK has free healthcare, free prescriptions to the under 16s and the over 60s, free college, a higher average intelligence, a lower average obesity and, of course, lower gun crime statistics.

I'm not exactly proud of my country, but I'm sure as hell happy I'm not American.

lol, it's not free you fucking retard
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Old 2008-12-23, 08:37
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Great, another idiot in uproar over open (cat. D) prisons who doesn't understand the point.

People do NOT go straight to open prisons, especially sex offenders and murderers. Open prisons are used at the end of the sentence, after the inmate has spent years in a higher-category prison, and just before they are released.

In other words, to all you fucking retards who go on about "omg open prisons they're gonna escape and come rape us", THEY HAVE ALREADY SERVED THE BULK OF THEIR SENTENCE AND ARE ABOUT TO BE FUCKING RELEASED ANYWAY!

In fact it's really not in their best interests to run away, since if they run away and get caught (hint: most who do are) they'll go back to a cat. A or B and not be out nearly as soon.

Jesus, people. Mad

-deus-
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Old 2008-12-23, 14:55
Jazzy_Ways Jazzy_Ways is offline
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lol, it's not free you fucking retard
It is if you are a lazy fucking scumbad lying around on a council estate no working whilst the Government gives you checks, pays your bill's and you get free health care.

Great, another idiot in uproar over open (cat. D) prisons who doesn't understand the point.

People do NOT go straight to open prisons, especially sex offenders and murderers. Open prisons are used at the end of the sentence, after the inmate has spent years in a higher-category prison, and just before they are released.

In other words, to all you fucking retards who go on about "omg open prisons they're gonna escape and come rape us", THEY HAVE ALREADY SERVED THE BULK OF THEIR SENTENCE AND ARE ABOUT TO BE FUCKING RELEASED ANYWAY!

In fact it's really not in their best interests to run away, since if they run away and get caught (hint: most who do are) they'll go back to a cat. A or B and not be out nearly as soon.

Jesus, people. Mad

-deus-

The issue is this guy DID fucking escape.
ALso, these places are not beacons of morality, the scumbags in them fill them with grade A drugs and weapons.
They walk out, get a kfc then come back in there cell to eat it and shoot dope.
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Old 2008-12-23, 16:53
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eum...my country gives me fucking A social support (i.e. welfare, free medical insurance, pension plan,...) which almost no other country can follow. so...yeah, call me stupid, but I'm glad I live in this country and not in the U.S. or whatever shitass country.

Amusing how you now pre-emptively defend Belgium now.

RE Thread: Patriotism is fine and dandy when the country/government deserves it but defending a failing nation because one doesn't want to acknowledge the shittiness of where they live is quite pathetic.
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Old 2008-12-23, 17:32
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lol, it's not free you fucking retard

Well technically, no.
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Old 2008-12-26, 23:23
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Great Britain
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The issue is this guy DID fucking escape.

So what would you do? Keep people in cat. A prisons until they are due for release?

People aren't "dangerous criminals" while they're in, and then suddenly nice people on their release date if they didn't escape.

The guy escaped just before he was due for release. Do you really think he is any more dangerous now than when he would have been released?

Might as well try a bit of rehab before we throw the fuckers out...

ALso, these places are not beacons of morality, the scumbags in them fill them with grade A drugs and weapons.

So higher-category prisons are?

They walk out, get a kfc then come back in there cell to eat it and shoot dope.

Actually it's a good 15 mile walk into town, and I think Boston KFC closed down a while back There's always Maccy D's, though, if you like roadkill. :p

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