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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-11-22, 09:25
Nohan Nohan is offline
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This is no longer medication.
Fuck the use for recreation.
Lecture me on the physics debation,
Because there's gravity in this stimulation.

Ha, So I said everything was ok.
All the times I've talked shit I was tweaked alright?
So what if I said I was fine.
It's just another positive affirmation.
To fill my pupils and their wide dilation.
 #2 
Old 2008-11-23, 23:48
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Sounds like it would work well as a rap song. Good poem nonetheless.
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Old 2008-11-24, 11:13
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Trollism is a social construct
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nohan
This is no longer medication.
Fuck the use for recreation.
Lecture me on the physics debation,
Because there's gravity in this stimulation.

Ha, So I said everything was ok.
All the times I've talked shit I was tweaked alright?
So what if I said I was fine.
It's just another positive affirmation.
To fill my pupils and their wide dilation.




[hijack!]

Hi there,...I'm The Methematician,
I'm here to help you, out of compassion,...
To tell you that you made a lousy composition,
And that your shitty creation, is an abomination,
An embarrassment to us the totse population,

So here's a suggestion, that'd bring forth some improvement...
Kindly acquire a webcam, and proceed with it's installation,
Set it up, so that it may capture all your live action,...
and broadcast it live on net television...

Now,...proceed with making your last will,
Followed by swallowing a handful of sleepin' pill,
Now go lie on your bed, everything is set,..
make sure your webcam is recording the whole footage,
Yes,...we will be sad, and felt pretty bad,
But in the end, it's for your own good,
And your sacrifice, remember it...we would.....

[/hijack!]
 #4 
Old 2008-11-24, 14:00
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Same place as r3vVy
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Mmm. Amphetamine. Gimme, gimme, gimme.
 
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