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 #1 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:57
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Default top ramen.

cheap shit and full of sodium, but it's a great dinner and/or snack for the starving college student.

do you have any recipes to spice up top ramen?
and anything to hide the shame?
 #2 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:01
Irregular Irregular is offline
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as a vegetarian, i don't like to eat the broth powder that comes with the noodles, so i just strain the water and add parmesan cheese and a little olive oil... it's so good
 #3 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:06
faze2 faze2 is offline
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I eat this shit all the time. Why you ask, because I am, in fact, a starving college student.

When I prepare it, I almost always eat two at a time. After it's done cooking I get rid of most of the water, leave just a little in. And then I mix in the flavor packets and drench it in Crystal Hot Sauce. Mmmmm Mmmm Good.
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Old 2008-11-20, 02:20
illism illism is offline
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i like ramen but instant lunch is better, it has a cup and everything.
 #5 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:30
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do you guys ever like crush it up and pour in the powder and eat it?
god, I feel like a cheap cunt now.
 #6 
Old 2008-11-20, 03:19
ObsdianZ ObsdianZ is offline
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Do a fucking search; there must be a dozen different threads involving ramen "recipes".

It's simple, cook noodles, add whatever meat/veggies/leftovers/seasonings are available.

/thread


*ObZ
 #7 
Old 2008-11-20, 06:09
The Doc The Doc is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ellementlady89
do you guys ever like crush it up and pour in the powder and eat it?
god, I feel like a cheap cunt now.


I saw this wetback bitch do this for her 2 kid on the busride home the other day.
I could of reached over and slapped her. It's SOUP bitch, not chips.
Sorry.

Mad
 #8 
Old 2008-11-20, 08:27
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Narnia. It is a silly place.
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I fucking hate ramen noodles. Grew up quite poor so we ate it quite regularly.
 #9 
Old 2008-11-20, 11:26
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run while you can ----->
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Indomie mi goreng noodles are the best
 #10 
Old 2008-11-20, 14:00
sandman235 sandman235 is offline
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I always add crushed red pepper, texas pete, and a pinch of thyme. I only really get the chicken flavor though...
 #11 
Old 2008-11-20, 17:50
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babylon
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mmm ramen, as a college kid, an a poor kid i am intimately familiar with this stuff.

i like to add a slice of processed cheese to my broth. makes it all creamy.

crushed fritos sprinkled on top with only a bit of the broth reserved also owns.

Stir in a beaten egg with the broth after the stuff is cooked, makes it kinda like eggdrop ramen soup.

cook the noodles, drain em an dip em in beaten eggs, then deep fry em an sprinkle with the seasoning packet.

ramen is also good with peanut butter crackers crumbled up on top if only a bit of the broth is used


an then there is the ramen sandwich. cook your ramen an drain the noodles. then put it between two slices of wonder bread that have been spread with mayo. top with processed cheese an onions.


there are tons of things you can do with these wonderful noodles.
 #12 
Old 2008-11-20, 19:22
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Wasilla, Alaska
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As OP correctly notes, ramen--though tasty--IS toxic.

Minimize the damage by taking magnesium supplements, say 250 mg twice a day. Also 150 mg of CoQ10, if you can afford it.
 #13 
Old 2008-11-20, 19:55
iamgod iamgod is offline
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I usually drain the water add a beaten egg a bit of butter like half of the flavor packet and then drench it in hot sauce and top it with dried onions. Pretty damn good on dirt poor college kid budgets
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Old 2008-11-20, 21:33
faze2 faze2 is offline
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Originally Posted by iamgod
I usually drain the water add a beaten egg a bit of butter like half of the flavor packet and then drench it in hot sauce and top it with dried onions. Pretty damn good on dirt poor college kid budgets


Do you cook the egg?
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Old 2008-11-20, 22:16
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Shangri-La
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Let it sit in boiling water until soft, drain, then fry it up in a bit of sesame oil. Add a pinch of flavor packet, and bon appetite.
 #16 
Old 2008-11-21, 00:24
iamgod iamgod is offline
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Do you cook the egg?
yeah I just put it back on the heat for a minute or two while stirring the noodles
 #17 
Old 2008-11-21, 02:10
faze2 faze2 is offline
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yeah I just put it back on the heat for a minute or two while stirring the noodles

So I assume then that you don't microwave it?
 #18 
Old 2008-11-21, 03:40
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Funkytown
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Cook (stovetop), add about a quarter of the spice packet, add Tabasco as deemed necessary.

Does the spice packet have more sodium or does the noodles?
 #19 
Old 2008-11-21, 04:47
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babylon
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i think the spice packet has all the sodium. the noodles have all the calories cause they are deep fried before dried i think.
 #20 
Old 2008-11-21, 08:06
faze2 faze2 is offline
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Originally Posted by Death Insurance
Cook (stovetop), add about a quarter of the spice packet, add Tabasco as deemed necessary.

Does the spice packet have more sodium or does the noodles?


I'm pretty sure that the packet has all of the sodium.
 #21 
Old 2008-11-21, 10:26
jimany jimany is offline
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As OP correctly notes, ramen--though tasty--IS toxic.

Wait, are you saying sodium is toxic?...

Also, eat Sapporo Ichiban.
 #22 
Old 2008-11-21, 12:57
iamgod iamgod is offline
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So I assume then that you don't microwave it?
no I don't atleast i'm sure you could though with no ill effects
 #23 
Old 2008-11-21, 17:34
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S. Africa
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an then there is the ramen sandwich. cook your ramen an drain the noodles. then put it between two slices of wonder bread that have been spread with mayo. top with processed cheese an onions.

That sounds fucking disgusting. Reminds me of kitty litter sandwiches on ren and stimpy or some shit.

Heh, as poor and college-y as I am, I've actually only had ramen noodles maybe....5 times, in the past year and a half. I'm just not a big fan of the stuff. It feels like work to eat it, and it's like I can taste the fact that it is doing nothing for my body at all. I don't get full from one bowl, I get tired from it and then cease wanting to eat. No way I could eat two.

I've been thinking about cooking the noodles and then instead of adding the flavor packet, adding some spaghetti sauce already made up, like Prego to make a ramen pasta dish.

Or adding tuna to chicken flavored ramen to make it like a tuna helper ramen dish. Heh as if tuna helper wasn't cheap and shitty enough.
 #24 
Old 2008-11-22, 04:57
lorbs lorbs is offline
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i just made up a most amazing dinner from some ramen. took some frozen bell peppers fried them up in a little lemon-garlic margarine (I live with 3 vegans), threw in a veggie patty a drizzle of olive oil and some black peppers. meanwhile let the ramen cook, drained it and then threw all of it into a pot with a packet of soy sauce kind of stir-fry-esque. dumped it all into a bowl, topped with some Sriracha (if you haven't had this sauce yet be prepared to have your mind blown) and enjoyed. holy fuck.
 #25 
Old 2008-11-22, 14:59
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Funkytown
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careful them chinese put dogs in that powder and put MSG in it to make it addictve. they did it to us all the time in the vietnam war.

Coincidentally enough, you're retarded.
 #26 
Old 2008-11-23, 06:36
BlueCherryFizz BlueCherryFizz is offline
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I just boil it and fry it up with whatever's in the kitchen.
 #27 
Old 2008-11-25, 05:24
ChainsawGutsfuck the 2nd ChainsawGutsfuck the 2nd is offline
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Sambal sauce and cilantro!
 #28 
Old 2008-11-25, 06:42
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Seattle, Wa
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I chop up some chicken tenders that I get at Costco (frozen).

I cook the chicken with a little EVOO, cheyenne pepper, Lawry's, and garlic & lime, lots & lots of lime.
Then, after the chicken is juuuust about done, I get the water boiling, soften the noodles, drain a little water, throw in the seasoning, mix, and then throw that into the saucepan of chicken lime mix... It's deeeellllicious and very easy. Even easier is using a George forman for the chicken, squeezing lime on it afterwards, and throwing it in the bowl of cooked Ramen.
 #29 
Old 2008-11-25, 14:26
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babylon
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That sounds fucking disgusting. Reminds me of kitty litter sandwiches on ren and stimpy or some shit.


dont knock it till ya try it friend
 #30 
Old 2008-11-25, 18:27
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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Last time I had any I was violentely ill. I avoid it now. Tastes like shit anyway.
 #31 
Old 2008-11-27, 02:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Irregular
as a vegetarian, i don't like to eat the broth powder that comes with the noodles, so i just strain the water and add parmesan cheese and a little olive oil... it's so good


I'm pretty sure that the powder from a top ramen packet is a negligible amount of animal or animal product... if ANY... so I think you're just being fussy for the sake of making a point... much like I am now.
 #32 
Old 2008-11-27, 02:59
Irregular Irregular is offline
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I'm pretty sure that the powder from a top ramen packet is a negligible amount of animal or animal product... if ANY... so I think you're just being fussy for the sake of making a point... much like I am now.

you're probably right, but still... the ridiculous amounts of sodium, msg, and animal parts don't even taste that good
 
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