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| Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here. |
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#1
 2008-11-17, 09:49
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Robert Plywood 
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lil poem for your asses
oh lordy,
trouble so hard
oh lordy,
trouble so hard,
don't nobody know their troubles with God
went down the hill,
the other day
they were legalizin fag marriage
even the president was gay
they tried to take our guns
to rub salt in to the wound
it was tough times for America
when they took god out of the classroom
went down to the chapel
didn't stay long,
there were homos pumpin dick
where could the lord have gone?
what could we have done?
do deserve such a fate
we must look to the 60's
the flower-children ingrates
they feminized this nation
and took away our pride
lord knows theres a storm brewing
a country boy can survive
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#2
 2008-11-17, 20:48
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Re: lil poem for your asses
The preacher man says its the end of time
And the Mississippi River shes a goin dry
The interest is up and the Stock Markets down
And you only get mugged
If you go down town
I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
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#3
 2008-11-19, 18:36
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Re: lil poem for your asses
Kudos to the moby mod dude
nice!
Thumbs up from me!
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