list how you bootlegged(sped up the process of making food/drink) a meal or a drink when at home or at resturant

i make bootleg grilled cheese by putting the cheese sammich together then microwaving it till its melted takes less then 2 minutes and no clean up

Then you just have a melted cheese sandwich with soggy bread.

*ObZ

ghetto tomato soup

what you need are a few packets of ketchup, a few packets of salt an pepper, and some hot water. also you will need a bowl an a spoon.


what you do to make this is empty about nine ketchup packs into a bowl. now slowly add your hot water stirring as you go. stop when you reach the consistency you like. then season with salt a pepper to taste.

To spice it up a little add one or two creamers. Tastes almost like the Campbells canned soup. Almost.

Good ol' homeless person food.

Then add in some sugar to make it sweeter.

Ramen.

1. Open bag.
2. Eat out of bag.
3. ???
4. Profit.

rofl nice nice keep it goin

a jar of mayonnaise's , and a bag of cheetohs.

Dip cheetohs into mayonnaise.

enjoy.

chocolate chip tortillas (didnt have no flour for cookie)

I've always had shit luck making a grilled cheese on the stove, so to make one I'll toast some bread and then microwave it with cheese. Uses a hell of a lot less butter! (none at all!)

i toasted a slice of bread on the stovetop flame

That is indeed bootleg.

While working kitchen at a summer camp, we ran out of ketchup so I had to make some out of tomato paste, vinegar, and salt.

Another time, we ran out of milk, so I had to make milk out of expired condensed and powdered milk.

And hot chocolate out of things that hot chocolate shouldn't be made out of.

And hot chocolate out of things that hot chocolate shouldn't be made out of.
Water?

Hot chocolate with milk > hot chocolate with water.

ive grilled bread and cheese on an old steam iron

Microwaved the chicken at work then dipped it into the sauce and served it to a customer :)

Was lazy, and that was an asshole customer anyway.

To spice it up a little add one or two creamers. Tastes almost like the Campbells canned soup. Almost.

Good ol' homeless person food.




i am trying this soon

Used cream, garlic and some grated cheese to make a quick pasta sauce. Didn't have anything else about.

Water?

Hot chocolate with milk > hot chocolate with water.

Err...no.

That's not ghetto, that's just basic cookery. Add a bit of garlic and basil, and it's a restaurant level sauce.

Simplicity is where the best cookery lies.

That's not ghetto, that's just basic cookery. Add a bit of garlic and basil, and it's a restaurant level sauce.

Simplicity is where the best cookery lies.

Well, I usually make pretty decent sauces so having to use something like that is pretty ghetto for me, I guess.

Once I made a big mac that tasted perfect. Wasn't even hard. There's a video on the internet on how to do it.

Yeah, I think that guy has awhole series on how to recreate fast food and famous snacks. Pretty good.

Off topic: Go get a copy of a film called Withnail and I. It's ace and there are loads of drinking games you can play with it.

i sorta bootleg velveeta i guess you could say i only fill the pot with bar eminium water so it gets to a boil faster it helps make it super fast takes less then 15 mins to make if you do it this way

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=seog5JxLqLA

its from a comedy show we get down here


also, if you found that interesting, try this
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=hQrs6gPfDGo
:):):):)

I use a clothing iron to make pressed sandwhiches/ grilled cheese

the most ghetto thing ive ever made was a pair of shoes/shirt/pants out of duct tape and news paper...........theres a long story behind it....to sum it up ....crazy party...woke up naked no clothes in a garage and Mcguiver'd some clothes so i didnt have to be ....all that embarrassed funny thing was actually didnt look too bad...wish i had a pic though

I once made a smoothie but had no yogurt so I used the nieghbor's newborn...

onion rings from pancakebatter a variety of spices beer and re used oil
( it tasted pretty good too)
Or macaroni with tomato sauce, rinsed off and recycled into mac n cheese

Or macaroni with tomato sauce, rinsed off and recycled into mac n cheese


i think we have a winner

Sounds like it'd taste awful...

Ehh...I make quesadilas in the microwave, just putting cheese between two tortillas and heat until melted. I guess that's not that "bootleg" but I know some people think it's gross and would only eat them made in a pan, with the tortilla crispy.

Tried doing that with grilled cheese sandwiches...yeah doesn't work. I would put the bread in a toaster first, and then quickly melt the cheese on the bread in the microwave. Still ain't the same as the right way.

Most food I make for myself is already as simple as it can get, so...can't do much to it.

Ehh...I make quesadilas in the microwave, just putting cheese between two tortillas and heat until melted.

I do that like, three times a week....

:(

With hot sauce, of course.

I do that like, three times a week....

:(

With hot sauce, of course.

Yeah, I did it about once a month back home...now that I got the stuff at my dorm, I'll be doing it a lot more. Almost daily.

In fact...I am hungry now.

sometimes im so lazy or consumed in my virtual reality that i just skip meals; pretty underground eh.

Everyone skips meals.

lol if you ever want bootleg corn dogs just do this

wisk a egg then rol lthe hotdog in it then roll it with some bread crumbs so its covered in it then cook it i dunno how good itd be but meh worth a try

Everyone skips meals.

but; did anyone else point that out previously?

as far as i know the title is not "whats the most bootleg thing you did that only you did".

???

Sometimes I get mushrooms and coat them in ceasar salad dressing and eat.

Other times I grab tomatoes, bite a tiny hole in them, suck out all the juice, then fill them with creamy balsamic and garlic dressing.

Cheese doggler: Skinless frankfurt, microwave, get a slice of that shitty plastic cheese, wrap it around, eat.

hotdogs mixed with macaroni and cheese

Housemates all on holiday, had no money (card empty and lost wallet so no change) and little food, had a week until my paycheck came

Survived on pasta mixed with butter and crumbled chicken stock cubes. Not bad for the first half bowlful - but eating it twice a day for six days was horrible. I found a few coins and bought a big bar of chocolate and a bag of oranges, and ate it all in one sitting.

Blastoise sandwiches!

A treat from my stoner days.

Make two toaster waffles. Sandwich between them a scoop of ice cream, chocolate sauce, peanut butter and jam.

Mmm, best invention everrr.

You don't even have to be stoned to appreciate this.

Blastoise sandwiches!

HAH that's pretty fucking awesome.

*ObZ

jarred, expired long ago jalapenos and sweet pickle relish on a frozen (thawed until soggy, toaster was broken) cinnamon-raisin bagel.

It sucked, but wasn't that bad.

It was one of those
*opens fridge- peers into empty abyss.... spots a jar or two in the back*
kind of deals.

HAH that's pretty fucking awesome.

*ObZ

When you run outta ice cream and just have peanut butter and jam and chocolate sauce they're called Squirtle sandwiches.

Because the waffle looks like a shell and the insides squirt out everywhere like a water attack.

I've had Gin and Cola before. I think that's more desperate than bootleg though

Where is Danzig when you need him!

He ate wild ducks. And by wild I mean mall pond ducks.

Seriously, let's bring the lying sack of shit out here!

Whatever the hell that would make would not be a corn dog. It would be like a fucking...breaded hot dog. Hmm, I wonder how that would taste. You'd have to add some kind of seasoning or garlic or onion salt in with the breading. Haha oh man.

Someone has already thought of this: http://jal-sausages.blogspot.com/2007/12/breaded-hotdog.html#links

And yes, that's a whole blog about sausages and hot dogs.

God that blog is so fucking weird. It's like this asian british (i think) girl who is obsessed with all things hot dogs and sausages. Some of the shit there looks so disgusting. Ugh.

well i thought itd be more of a corn dog cause it has the breading but i suppose its not since itd have to be deepfried and shit but w/e lol

Once when I was thirteen, I shot a little bird in a tree, feathered and fileted it and fried it up with teriyaki. Had to spit out the pellet when I was eating it though.

Other than that all my attempts at 'ghetto cooking' turn out well. If ghetto in the first place.

hot chocolate made with one of those swiss miss packets and hot water from the sink.
not to ghetto, but i cant think of anything else.

get danzig in here, now

i know that fucker did a bunch of crazy shit when he was out on the streets

i miss him. :(

Never heard of it, but it sounds pretty awesome.

I used to eat ramen out of the package all the time, didn't really think it was that bootleg. Hell, i even had a cat that enjoyed it dry.

Most bootlegged thing i can remember making - dry captain crunch cereal mixed with peanut butter. we were out of milk and i really didn't want to take the time to run down to the store, nor did i have the money for it anyways. so i just spooned some peanut butter into a bowl, covered it in captain crunch, mixed it around and ate it.

Two words: pepperoni sandwich.

UPDATE - you know how people have cereal and milk?

I just had a big bowl of plain spinach with orange juice dumped in and some hot sauce.
It was like... plant cereal.

:(

^reminds me of making lucky charms and water since I had no milk.
It was gross.

I roasted a pepper like that once. XD