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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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Old 2008-11-13, 23:08
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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Default It's a hot night...

The mind races...
You think about your knife.
The only friend who hasn't betrayed you..
The only friend who won't be dead by sun up.

Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted shambray night shirts.
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Old 2008-11-13, 23:16
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Idaho
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That was deep man.

-kthxbi :)
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Old 2008-11-14, 00:33
ªÞe× ªÞe× is offline
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I'm glad the only thing you changed was the formatting. If you'd changed it just a little there might have been a question about your ethnicity. Luckily it is definite that you are indeed ethnic.
Such a depraved ethnic, you feel sometimes that to repost a post by someone else in HBSG here is witty... or something?
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Old 2008-11-14, 00:34
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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You're only supposed to post your own material here.
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Old 2008-11-14, 01:08
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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Default Re: It's a hot night...

Oh, sorry. I was so inspired by these words (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2172951) that I felt they had to be told here.

I didn't know it had to be your own work.
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Old 2008-11-14, 03:08
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Oceania
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Isn't this similar to a poem on that one episode of Seinfeld? The one where Elaine trys to fire the crazy-mailroom guy, but chickens out and just ends up promoting him?
 
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