In an attempt to attract this crappy forum an audience, share your traumatic war stories and how they've effected you.

Come on, do it for totse...

So there I was, balls-deep in some Thai hooker's ass and forearm-deep in her cooter...

*joins army*

I'm at Army AIT at Fort Gordon now. One night, I was walking back to my barracks from the Dining Facility at around 00:30. More people were moving into my already dangerously over-crowded barracks, and the current residents of my barracks were carrying wall-lockers up three flights of stairs. A sergeant saw me and said, "Hey private! Help move these lockers!" I was awake until 04:00 carrying fucking heavy wall lockers up the stairs. This and many other incidents make me afraid of being on post. We had a four day pass for Veteran's Day and I cried after the second day because I knew I would have to return to that shit-hole where I spend three to four hours a day standing in meaningless formations only to be yelled out because our company is 'not squared away.' I think I'm going to take a photo of myself sucking a cock just to get chaptered out.

Man up dude, they are just making you tougher. I know it sucks, it gets alot better when you get in the real army. Be thankful your even given some time on a computer, I never even got that.

I once had Mexicans pull guns on me while I was in a car.

I guess you could call that the ongoing Gang Wars.

LOL! I once had a group of black folks nearly surround me until the cop passed by. They can run!

I have been shot at a few times, I was not scared at all. When its over your like 'holy shit that was close'. Getting shot at feels nothing like you think it would.

I'm not at liberty to tell you the exact details, but once our squad was told to join the others to go and recover a crashed ufo and terminate all surviving live aliens(according to UN charter 18A).

The voices of big headed lil green man with big round eyes begging for mercy via telepathic channel still haunts me to this day.

Traumatizing....

This one time my spaceship crashed on Earth. Some fat kid in the army shot the rest of the crew. Fortunately I escaped.

:(

I was at some party after going to a Iron Maiden show and I witnessed some man get curb stomped in front of me it was pretty sick

Oh, hi there, still remember me ? I'm so glad you'd suggested "bj for freedom" thingy just in time right before I'm about to shoot you. Man...your awesome, your tight lip and "that" thingy that I went in....unforgettable....

Wanna meet up ? There's so many things I want to talk about, like are you a male alien or a female alien...and it upsets me alot not knowing you kno...always wondering if I performed gay-alien sex or straight alien sex.....

and what's that hole used for, you kno,...the one you let me came in ?? Thanks to you, I finally did what a great soldier does....I raped my captive and then set them free....

In an attempt to attract this crappy forum an audience...

Funny that Trueborn should mention Thai hookers, because that's what it's going to take.