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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-11-12, 00:33
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Default my cunt is sore

the dust has barely settled
it glows still in the sky
the warmth all through the air
headache, stinging in the eyes
trees drip ashes into heaps
blown away before they form
and all life ends
all life ends before it is even born.
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Old 2008-11-13, 10:27
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Your thread titles are win dude! :D
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Old 2008-11-13, 21:24
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:p

The mangroves grew like pubic hairs
To keep the brothy waves at bay
Until you waxed with industry
And left my shores brazilian

Tourist capers are for toilet traders
Happy shirt and sandal shits
Grinning, sipping glitzy spritz
On the clitoral hood of mother superior

Then you drag your toxic cock drip
Along the perineal isthmus
Wap it up the arsehole
And pump away for measure

Frogs, fish, bees and bears
Trees and water here and there
A tired dirge drowned out by grunts
Of gurning men in search of cunts

I have a cunt and it is sore red raw
From getting fucked
By you.
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Old 2008-11-14, 06:18
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My contribution to this thread!! :D
Your cunt lips are shiny, swollen and red
The run off is yellow which drips down you leg
It don't look to healthy and surely don't please.
It looks like a sexually transmitted disease

I don't think I'll go there you must understand
I think its much safer to use my right hand
But thanks for the offer, I think I will pass.
I don't even feel safe fucking your ass

A spell of health I wish I could cast
Before I could even stare at your ass
But don't feel upset when I walk out the door.
I feel pity for you cause that cunt looks so sore. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2008-11-14, 17:39
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:D I've been doing a couple of things for greenpeace recently and thinking of the possibility of a nature conservation campaign titled "My cunt is sore". Could have polar bears and rhinos on posters with speech bubbles moaning about their cunts getting fucked by people.
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Old 2008-11-14, 19:11
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I would most likely start supporting them if they had posters like that! :D
 
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