Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The UniverseVogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
My mother shuffles through the bathroom at night
Shaking pill bottles like maracas
Yellow oblong niblits, Pop!
Pop! Pop!
The childproof lid forgotten.
An orange bottle lies
Exposed on the floor,
Her secrets spilling
Out of a bottomless
Hole.
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