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Printed Matter Books, Magazines, and Newpapers. What you read and why you read it. Favorite authors, magazines you read, recommendations for future reading, unusual books and where to purchase them, and sources of strange mail.

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Old 2008-11-03, 20:34
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What kind of fruit would you be, and why?
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Old 2008-11-03, 20:35
Vamp Vamp is offline
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What is your least favourite fruit?
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Old 2008-11-03, 20:36
Fza Fza is offline
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I'd be an A-10 Thunderbolt II.
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Old 2008-11-03, 20:36
Menos El Oso Menos El Oso is offline
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prolly a pomegranate, they're sweet yet tangy, and taste great with alcohol
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Old 2008-11-03, 20:37
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My least favourite fruit is watermelon and answering a question with a question is rude.

I've been told that I'd be a lemon because I'm resourceful and bright. Confused
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Old 2008-11-03, 20:39
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I was answering your question with a question so I could properly answer your question!

I'd be a watermelon. Because mommy didn't love me and daddy loved me too much.
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Old 2008-11-03, 20:40
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It's a tie between raspberry and cherry...I'm not sure why
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Old 2008-11-03, 20:42
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It's always a little more fun when it's seedy.
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Old 2008-11-03, 20:44
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red apple or white grape... for no particular reason. Or possibly watermelon, for the purpose of pleasing black women.
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Old 2008-11-03, 21:36
Champ69 Champ69 is offline
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A Giant Pineapple, Idk why but their spiky and cool lookin'.
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Old 2008-11-03, 22:27
buster_hymen buster_hymen is offline
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I'd be a mango. Mangoes kick ass, and are also called 'the fruit of the Gods' by various cultures in South Asia (India and stuff, etc).... nothing to do with the SNL character.
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Old 2008-11-03, 23:01
The Spirit Of Jazz The Spirit Of Jazz is offline
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Kiwi, because they're brown on the outside but green on the inside.
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Old 2008-11-03, 23:02
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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Originally Posted by The Spirit Of Jazz
Kiwi, because they're brown on the outside but green on the inside.


I'm the opposite; I'm green on the outside and full of brown (shit) on the inside.
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Old 2008-11-03, 23:04
Mc. Black Mc. Black is offline
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Id be a Datura. Just one bite will leave you fucked for days.
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Old 2008-11-03, 23:04
The Spirit Of Jazz The Spirit Of Jazz is offline
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I'm the opposite; I'm green on the outside and full of brown (shit) on the inside.

I'm going to write a book called "Inside out kiwi man" one day. Shall be a masterpiece!
 
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