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| Printed Matter Books, Magazines, and Newpapers. What you read and why you read it. Favorite authors, magazines you read, recommendations for future reading, unusual books and where to purchase them, and sources of strange mail. |
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#1
 2008-11-03, 19:58 |
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 herpes killed my favourite elephant
It was just a baby! 
http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20080808/450_CGY_malti_elephant1_080808.jpg |
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#2
2008-11-03, 20:00 |
Fza 
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
That'll teach you to use a condom Euda.
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#3
2008-11-03, 20:00 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
I'll buy you a new, better elephant.
http://www.elephants.com/media/DallasNews_3_4_06a.jpg
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#4
2008-11-03, 20:04 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
http://blog.tilos.hu/bossabomdia/archives/Baby%20Elephant.jpg
My baby elephant can beat up your baby elephant.
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#5
2008-11-03, 20:09 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
Of course it can, my baby elephant is dead. :(
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN5698.jpg
If your baby elephant couldn't beat up my dead baby elephant, then it would be the laughing stock of the baby elephant world.
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#6
2008-11-03, 20:10 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
Of course it can, my baby elephant is dead.
http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN5698.jpg
If your baby elephant couldn't beat up my dead baby elephant, then it would be the laughing stock of the baby elephant world.
It wouldn't be soon forgotten either.
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#7
2008-11-03, 20:12 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
Rule 173: Nobody can live down a beating from a dead baby elephant.
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#8
2008-11-03, 20:13 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Euda
Rule 173: Nobody can live down a beating from a dead baby elephant.
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What are the other 172+ rules? I MUST KNOW! |
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#9
2008-11-03, 20:15 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
What are the other 172+ rules? I MUST KNOW!
Rules 1-15 are about dental hygiene. All the rest just say "See rule 173"
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#10
2008-11-03, 20:21 |
bobfish
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
I was expecting something like
"Never masturbate with a curtainrod"
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#11
2008-11-03, 20:22 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
Are you insinuating Zek is a baby elephant?
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#12
2008-11-03, 20:23 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
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Originally Posted by bobfish
I was expecting something like
"Never masturbate with a curtainrod"
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Well really thats just common sense. But you can bring it up to the next rule revision committee in 2014. |
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#13
2008-11-03, 20:25 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
No, my favourite elephant died from herpes. It's very straightforward.
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#14
2008-11-03, 20:45 |
Fza
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
Apparently I'm not nearly as funny as I thought. Well excuse me.
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#15
2008-11-03, 20:48 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
There's only so far you can go with not using a condom. Unless you want to kill your elephant with herpes.
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#16
2008-11-03, 20:57 |
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Re: herpes killed my favourite elephant
this thread needs more Merrick and similar characters...
http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/elephant_man.jpg
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/gallery/albums/userpics/25981/normal_elephant_man.jpg
http://musicremedy.com/webfiles/artists/ElephantMan/ElephantMan-01-big.jpg
http://images.rednet.cn/articleimage/2006%5C09%5C13%5C85830494.jpg
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