I took it up when HB was down. I can't seem to break the habit now. Should I take up smoking?

there was this guy in elementary school we used to call "gooch" before we knew what it meant. I always referred to it as the "chode"

I bet gooch skin feels really nice when it's shaved.

I find shooting heroin to be a lovely way to kill extra time.

I bet that guy is a millionaire now.

I bet that guy is a millionaire now.

I don't think so but he makes decent money working for some steeplejack company now. Him and his dad had the exact same first name and he literally lived in a tarpaper shack throughout elementary school. He went in the military briefly but was discharged for bullying other recruits.

I remember in grade 3 he didn't know what a map was and the teacher didn't believe him and he got upset.

I used to have a lizard named Gooch.

Your weakling of a lizard would fall at the hands (?) of my frog, Kermit.

False. My lizard had magical powers.

False. My lizard had magical powers.

Poopin' isn't a magical power.

My frog could bark, make sandwiches, and blow up balloon animals.

Poopin' isn't a magical power.

Teleportation is. His name was eventually changed to houdini because of this.