Pretty standard thread this one.

It's not going to be your last meal though, there are no limitations or restrictions on this one. Straight forward, what would be a perfectmeal for you if you could have anything?

At this point in time, I'd have:

Crab. Nothing fancy, just simple crab meat. In the shell.
A nice rare steak, again, nothing added.
A nice selection of blue cheeses and some warm, crusty bread to spread it on.
A nice ragu on top of some tagatelli.
A salad/bowl of mixed green vegetables with some butter.

To drink:

Ice water.
Orange juice.
A nice ale (Old Speckled Hen).
A bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label.

Peking duck with special fried rice, some spring rolls and a bottle of coca-cola

After a nice bottle of vodka of course

Probably a nice thin crust ciabatta pizza with mozzarella and pepperoni, a chicken breast sandwich with mayo and a bottle of johnny walker black label and a bottle of white wine :)

EDIT: peking duck with lots of hoi sin sauce.

You want the blue label dude!

porterhouse, medium rare, s&p,

Call it cliche, but lobster was the first thing that popped into my head.
But it hadn't occurred to me that I could have as many things as I wanted, probably, so I'd also have a steak.
Some mashed potatos, maybe. A couple brussel sprouts.

All drenched in a good gravy.

Hmmph. Looking at it all, mine seems kind of dull.

Looking at it all, mine seems kind of dull.

You like what you like dude. That's the beauty of it.

Starter - Stir Fry.
Main - Typical sunday dinner with lots of different meat, stuffing, gravy and mashed potato and of course yorkshire puddings :D
Post-main - Fish and chips with curry sauce over the chips.
Dessert - cinder toffee and toffee ice cream + strawberry ice cream + chocolate ice cream, all from Thorntons.

Tbf, all that would probably kill me anyway :D

Prison policy prohibits alcohol even for the condemned.

Thanks for the fact.

Now, try the thread?

Thanks for the fact.

Now, try the thread?
Fair enough.

Medium well grilled filet mignon with steak sauce and a side of vegetables grilled in butter and garlic including Brussels sprouts, broccoli, squash, and peppers.

Fair enough.

Medium well grilled filet mignon with steak sauce and a side of vegetables grilled in butter and garlic including Brussels sprouts, broccoli, squash, and peppers.

Nice.

Nothing else though? Not even some crab legs? This is as if you had an entire day to consume whatever you wanted to.

Nice.

Nothing else though? Not even some crab legs? This is as if you had an entire day to consume whatever you wanted to.
Nothing particularly insofar as food is concerned, no. If I've got the option of breakfast too, though, three eggs over medium, fried potatoes, goetta, and cooked apples would do quite nicely.

Wash breakfast down with hot coffee and supper with Pepsi.

I would start with a bowl of cream of mushroom soup and some assorted sushi rolls.

The main course would consist of a bacon-wrapped filet mignon, Alaskan King Crab with melted lemon butter for dipping, an assortment of muscles, prawns and scallops, grilled red, green and yellow peppers, Shitake mushrooms and exotic olives. And garlic bread.

For a beverage, any lager beer with Clamato juice.

Yum.

The LD-50 of LSD....sprayed on top of a platter of marmalade...


E-bola soup

2 pounds of semtex, pressed into easy to swallow caps
miniature detonator from a wristwatch, via nitroglycerin

Starting with California rolls for an appetizer.
Rinse it down with a six-pack of IBC Root Beer.
Prime rib, aged for a month, salted, etc.
Waffle fries from Chick-Fil-A.
Six pack of glass-bottled classic Coke.
Finish with a New York-style Cheesecake.


If not that, then just a Luther Burger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger).

Total Calorie Consumption: ~7000
Time 'Till Cardiac Arrest: 2 minutes

HOT soup to toss onto one of the guards

i would have to go with a classic arty clogging southern breakfast consisting of the following"

cheese grits, two over easy eggs with runny yolk, thick cut streaky bacon, sausage patty, country ham, buttermilk biscuits, sausage gravy, hash browns, and pancakes.

to wash that all down i would have a pot of coffee, french roast with cream no sugar an a tall glass of fresh squeezed orange juice.

chicken schnitzel with mashed potatoes
chocolate cake
coke with ice and water to drink

simple things. I think if I were about to die I'd be wanting comfort food.

A double big mac.Since I became a veggie it's been the only meat I've been craving.

Chocolate milk to drink. I'd also want this yummy squash ravioli I had at this one restaurant, really good. For desert, home made pumpkin pie with whipped cream.

Oh no my dear, and the rest of you, this isn't your last meal, per se.

This is just what you would eat if price wasn't an option, and neither was time. You can have anything you want, for one meal only -- you don't die after though

For starters probably some escargot in butter and garlic.
Then a nice ceaser salad.
A bowl of lobster bisque or bake potato soup.
For the entree a nice sized porterhouse cooked medium, with a baked potato with butter, cheese, and bacon bits.
For dessert probably a slice of chocolate pie made by my grandmother.
To drink just a nice pitcher of freshly brewed ice tea.
and to finish off the meal and Opus X.

30 1/2 pound cheesy bean and rice burritos from taco bell.

you'd die from a heart attack before they got to inject you and vomit up a huge mess all over the floor

to start - Fresh vegetable soup

At the side - A fish platter; cooked, sushi and seafood assortment (Im talking scallops, prawns, mussels, crab, lobster, whelks.. the whole deal.

Main - Steak with a mushroom sauce, crunchy vegetables and home-made fries

Dessert - Eaton/en Mess (spelling pssf?) Which for anyone who isn't fortunate enough to have tried it.. is meringue, raspberrys, full cream with a touch of sugar.. All pretty much mashed into a gloopy whilst chunky consistency.

To be honest though, if im getting anything i want, then i'd probably go crazy and ask for a delicacy from each country in the world as well. Shit, i mean, why not?!

lets put it this way if i listed everything id eat people would shit brix at how long the list would be

Dessert - Eaton/en Mess (spelling pssf?) Which for anyone who isn't fortunate enough to have tried it.. is meringue, raspberrys, full cream with a touch of sugar.. All pretty much mashed into a gloopy whilst chunky consistency.

That sounded pretty good until the final sentence.

5-6 beef sausages
mash potato
peas + corn
gravy(with onions and mushrooms, and thick like it should be)
s+p

1L Iced Tea(mango and peach)(or any good whiskey/whisky)

2g marijuana, glass bong, lighter.(might aswell.....)

Some real bland choices from some people, come on! It's anything you want, and you're not being killed afterward!

ANYTHING!!

Some legitiment Indian Food and maybe a huge tray of homemade nachoes

Interesting and related to the thread topic.

Some of them are lol.

http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

Honestly, I'd just want a bunch of fresh fruit.

Watermelon, pineapple, bananas, blueberries, mango, oranges, cantaloupe, peaches, grapes, and the list goes on. Fruit is my favorite thing to eat of all time.

Oh yeah. I'd also want dark chocolate covered almonds.

Big plate of Biscuits and gravy
2 racks of Memphis Dry Rub Ribs
idk, i don't even really like food.

dude these guys did some heinous shit.

Nice find, but I can't believe some of those fuckers actually denied a last meal. If I was going to be killed, I'd prefer to satisfy my extrinsic temptations with some damn food, and its apparent a lot of other people would too.

Numbers 253, 10, 55, 62, and 285 had lulzy requests. And 123 was cool. Its interesting to see that a majority of people ordered fried chicken or common Mexican dishes, as well as Coke - no wonder they're in Texas.

By the way, who pays for the last meal?
EDIT: Nevermind, got it. Second-to-last question...
http://www.deathrowspeaks.info/askdeathrowqa.html#10

Falafel, hummus, fried eggplant, and pita bread.
Cheddar and ale soup with some really good crusty bread.
Walnut, apple, and Gorgonzola salad with raspberry vinaigrette.
Vegetable and tofu pad thai.

I would probably eat myself to death before they got to me.

Oh, and a tall glass of ice water. I'd probably break my vegetarianism and eat a huge plate of bacon as well.

Sausages. I totally forgot about those.

Probably pancakes and coffee :(

^ Heh. Both users have the same location.

EDIT: forgot to add the, *looks behind him; doesn't even have time to scream* part, I guess.

a giant plate of fresh caught yellow fin tuna seared on the edges

a bottle of jack daniels and an ounce of dank

im diggin it alot

That sounded pretty good until the final sentence.

What can i say.. I like my gloop chunky

gallo pinto, churrasco and platanos (gallo pinto is nicaraguan style rice and beans, churrasco is skirt steak and platanos are fried plantains) with milca (it tastes like iron beer and red cream soda together) the staple nicaraguan dish...delicious!

some good food that I did not have in a while. For instance, if I had steak for the whole week, i would want a very tasty pizza, like pizza hut.
fuck you pizza hut haters.

fuck you pizza hut haters.

Might as well eat Crisco out of the jar.

A subway Footlong chicken breast sandwich......with enough black velvet to pass out so they drag me to the chamber.

I want my meal to symbolize how i lived, not what I didnt get to accomplish.

I'll "borrow" my answer from Chocolate News, a buffet...

Pork chow mein, beef and broccoli, sweet and sour pork, general's chicken, kung pao chicken, orange peel chicken, szechuan beef, pork fried rice, and steamed rice. And a sprite with a cherry in it.

That or pizza hut with the cheese-stuffed crust thing.

crab legs... like the really fresh ones where u can still sort of taste the salt water in them (in a good way) for starter.

some sort of big amazing medium-rare fillet steak (cant think of anything specific) with pepper sauce and garlic potatoes.

and a vanilla coke... i miss that drink so much.

to be honest i havnt tried enough things to know what my perfect meal would be.

This might come off a tad gay, but...

Half, no, make it a dozen jars of kosher Dill Pickles..

Yeah, I'd chomp those mothers one by one.

Toothlessjoe you are an idiot. It's not a death row meal, but some magical turn of events in which a God enables you to eat all you want of anything you want? Sounds like death row to me. But even death row is limited you can only have so much and it has to come from a local source (you won't find many French snails in the middle of nowhere Kansas death row). Why don't you just start up a thread where we talk about how many hoes we would fuck if we could fuck any of them, all year long? Oh yeah you like men motherfucker.

I don't get the point of this thread anymore but I'm going to post what I would want my last meal to me.

Two double bigs macs with cheese, a great big antipasto plate, prosciutto and figs and olives and lots of cheese and salami and nommmm. And like several gallons of chocolate milk. Also, garlic bread.

How is any of this relevant to what Toothlessjoe said

Take your damned medication, relax the fuck out, and talk back in a while when you have something noteworthy to post.

You talk back in a while when you have read the entire thread you talking-about-food motherfucker.

Thought this might be of interest.

http://web.archive.org/web/20031202214318/http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

There are some pretty clever ones in there, such as:

- 123 Offender Information Madden Robert 822 05/28/1997 Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person
- 209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace
- 55 Offender Information Santana Carlos 695 03/23/1993 Justice, Temperance, with Mercy
- 248 Offender Information Richardson Miguel 691 06/26/2001 Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices

(Also note the large portion of niggers that ordered fried chicken as part of their last meal)

Lots of people who were 17 who escaped death row :p

This last meal is insane:

Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb.

He's an average sized man too. Mental.

It would really depend on my mood, I seems like it would be hard to eat if you were going to be executed within the next few hours. If I could also have alcohol/cigarettes.

Hmmm,

A glass of 25 year old scotch. To clear out the stomach.

A bottle of red wine from before the 1980s.

I would start out with a gésier salad, with croutons that have been battered a bit in the grease from the meat. With lots of oil and vinegar. Perhaps with cubes of cold emmental cheese also on it. That way there would be a nice difference of the cold cheese and salad with the hot gesier. Also I would eat this with french bread.

Then, I would probably go with a two beef fillets dipped in olive oil then grilled medium rare, then covered in girolle mushroom sauce. With artichoke hearts and red/green peppers on the side.

Afterward a shot of high-proof plum liquor. To aid in digestion.

Then a slice of banana pie with hot 75 percent chocolate poured over its vicinity.

Finally a plate of cheese, not too strong, with some strawberry jam to dabble on top.

Then a hot coffee with baileys liquor, and a cigarette or two.

After that I would be ready to die.

Hmmm.....
I'd probably go with liquor and chocolate.

Pussy. Lots of pussy.

Cereal..... because you don't get full. I could eat forever.

Two In n' Out cheeseburgers, a large plate of onion rings, a gourmet caeser salad, five pints of Stella Artois.
Six Crispy Crunch chocolate bars and a pitcher of ice cold 2% milk.

Edit: The above was if I was going to die afterward. The oil and sugar would make me happy. However, if I am not to die and can have whatever...

Two small filet mignon, medium-rare wrapped in apple-smoked bacon, an Alaskan king crab with whipped butter, a fresh baked loaf of pumpernickel bread, 12 spears of steamed asparagus, grilled green peppers and red onions, three pints of Oktoberfest (a Marzen-style lager brewed in my town) and a rich chocolate brownie with French vanilla ice cream for dessert.

I heard a story about a guy that so badly did not want to be killed by officials, that he repeatedly tried to kill himself. He was on watch, and the day of his last meal, he asked for a peanut butter sandwich. He was deathly allergic to peanuts, and died.

You want the blue label dude!

Yes.

Mine would be blue label with a nice rare porterhouse.

"Ken Kramer in the CSI: Miami episode Whacked: A single peanut butter and jelly sandwich (no one at the prison knew Kramer had a fatal allergy to peanuts, thus he chose this to commit suicide before being executed)."

5char

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So it was just a lame story from a CSI episode, sweet.

Taco bell, why? I intend on leaving a surprise on the chair while they're zapping me

for breakfast: five eggs with 10 slices of bacon two servings of hash browns four biscuits ibc root beer, orange juice and all of drenched in gravy.

lunch: two large burritos from chipotle both double steak no guac little sour creem a pack of dr pepper

dinner: the finest New york strip make it a 24oz shrimp scampi fried shrimp shrimp coctail. kakabbs lobster lobster soup fried muscles a oil barrel of clam chowder sushi queso dip chips salsa and all the finest soft drinks Colorado has to offer

A 2-3lb steak, a bucket of panko-fried shrimp with some sweet&sour, a large tray of Hawaiian rolls, and a troft of swirly macaroni noodles with a thick creamy pesto sauce. A gallon of orange soda to really fuck with the rolls.

If it was really a last meal, I'd get a bath tub filled with croutons if I wanted to sit around longer. Easy to eat a bunch of slowly.


A part of me wants to go out and brutally rape a couple housewives just to see how good the food is.
The rest of me just wants to go out and rape a couple housewives because it's Saturday.

This thread is drool worthy. Here's what I'd have:

The crispy skin from a pork roast

10 rashers of crispy bacon

one 200g eye fillet medium with garlic butter

one 600g ribeye (bone in) dipped in olive oil and thyme well done

my mum's cannelloni

mushrooms fried in butter and garlic

fried crispy salami

My mum's rouladen with, with onions and smoked pork inside with some super hot mustard

salad with olives, danish fetta, capers, cherry tomatoes, shredded apple and cheddar cheese, with a sweet balsamic dressing

Then a big plate of mixed fruit: Watermelon, mango, cherries, blueberries, white peach and grapes

Creamy cheesecake, caramel mud cake, Rote Grutze with evaporated milk and some Quak (both german desserts)

Willywonka raspberry twist, bubblegum twist and sour nerds twist.

2 Grape gatorade, 2 watermelon gatorate and a bottle of monteiths black.

Oh and a glass of my favorite milkshake (Kahlua, Baileys, milk and ice cream)


I'd probably only eat a tiny portion of each, but I'd want to taste them again before I die.

^ I can make some awesome pork crackling :)

So it was just a lame story from a CSI episode, sweet.

Haha. This made me laugh so much.

Biscuits and Gravy
Really good sharp cheese and sourdough bread
Mashed potatoes and gravy
A bacon cheeseburger

im stoned so;

6 cherry poptarts
1 bottle of honey
6 s'mores poptarts
one jar of peanut butter
one pizza from Papa Johns
eggs bacon and hashbrowns
mashed potatoes and gravy
a bag of lays
a cold 12 pack of pepsi
chili cheese fries
2 chili dogs
4 chicken pitas from Jack in the Jew
1 Mickey's MCCHICKEN
1 WHITILY
1 chocolate cake
fajitas
2 cheeseburgers with a pineapple slice
large serving of fries with ketchup salt and pepper
1 12" tuna sub from subway
1 rack of ribs, extra bbq
8 drumsticks of fried chicken
a pitcher of koolaid
a bunch of green grapes
a bunch of purple grapes
2 tangerines
a sliced watermelon
a turkey with stuffing
cranberry sauce
4 pints of ben and jerrys fudge brownie.
2 pints of haagen daaz chocolate
2 pints of haagen daaz caramel
a refrigerated jug of water
chips and salsa
10 brownies.
a bag of mini oreos.
lasagna
3 snickers bars
1 zero bar
a thin crust pepperoni pizza from pizza hut
a large order of honey bbq wings
biscuits and gravy
goulash
1 Chicago deep dish pizza.
a double cheese from Mickey's
and finally, 1 pack of Marlboro 27's.

R.I.P.