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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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Old 2008-10-27, 14:37
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
Default A Train Journeys Discovery.

domesticated cats probably have
the worst of dreams, having

the urges of a lion
but the means of a

dog.
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Old 2008-10-27, 17:01
master killer master killer is offline
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This makes less sense than a buffalo with the head of an antelope who wears pink heels.
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Old 2008-10-27, 17:38
ªÞe× ªÞe× is offline
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Makes sense to me. Heavily pampered over-urbanised domesticated cats are often quite pathetic cretins.
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Old 2008-10-27, 17:45
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ªÞe×
Makes sense to me. Heavily pampered over-urbanised domesticated cats are often quite pathetic cretins.


Lose focus on the cats and you've got it.
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Old 2008-10-27, 17:46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ªÞe×
Makes sense to me. Heavily pampered over-urbanised domesticated cats are often quite pathetic cretins.


Bah. Can't you diss TJ, dammit? Mad
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Old 2008-10-27, 18:07
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Lose focus on the cats and you've got it.
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Aye.
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Old 2008-10-27, 18:29
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I like you when you are being succinct. That reminds me of the Sandman issue A Dream of a Thousand Cats. I like these kinds of odes to the universal human alienation.
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Old 2008-10-27, 18:37
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This is going in the ol' quote.txt
 
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