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| Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here. |
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#1
 2008-10-27, 14:37
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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A Train Journeys Discovery.
domesticated cats probably have
the worst of dreams, having
the urges of a lion
but the means of a
dog.
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#2
 2008-10-27, 17:01
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Re: A Train Journeys Discovery.
This makes less sense than a buffalo with the head of an antelope who wears pink heels.
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#3
 2008-10-27, 17:38
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Re: A Train Journeys Discovery.
Makes sense to me. Heavily pampered over-urbanised domesticated cats are often quite pathetic cretins.
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#4
 2008-10-27, 17:45
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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Re: A Train Journeys Discovery.
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Originally Posted by ªÞe×
Makes sense to me. Heavily pampered over-urbanised domesticated cats are often quite pathetic cretins.
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Lose focus on the cats and you've got it.
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#5
 2008-10-27, 17:46
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Re: A Train Journeys Discovery.
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Originally Posted by ªÞe×
Makes sense to me. Heavily pampered over-urbanised domesticated cats are often quite pathetic cretins.
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Bah. Can't you diss TJ, dammit? 
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#6
 2008-10-27, 18:07
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ªÞe× 
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Re: A Train Journeys Discovery.
Lose focus on the cats and you've got it.
http://bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/reddwarf/images/0503redd.jpg
Aye.
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#7
 2008-10-27, 18:29
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Fairfax, Virginia, America
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Re: A Train Journeys Discovery.
I like you when you are being succinct. That reminds me of the Sandman issue A Dream of a Thousand Cats. I like these kinds of odes to the universal human alienation.
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#8
 2008-10-27, 18:37
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Re: A Train Journeys Discovery.
This is going in the ol' quote.txt
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