Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The UniverseVogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
Kicked in the face. 20 beats per minute. 40 bruises per second. Blunt force trauma. Blunt reasoning. Forced opinion. Traumatized logic. Honest lie. Lye on me. So basic it burns. A pH of 14. A child of 2. A sibling of none. A son of you. A daughter of me. A father of 3. A tree in the sun. A shadow on the face of the earth, of the ground of the Earth, of the world, we are.