So today my parents aren't home, and I was left to fend for myself when it came to lunch. My first thought was rice, after putting the water in the pot, throwing in some salt, and butter, I left it to boil. After about 10 minutes of it not boiling, I subsequently quit my attempt to make rice.

I then attempted to make some sort of egg dish, probably just an egg on toast, but that ended up terribly. How do chickens expect us to eat the motherfuckers? When I broke it, it ended up all over me(shell and all) instead of in the frying pan. I thought all was lost until, ALAS!

I had one Pizza Pop left in my freezer, sans box. It was one of the semi circly ones.

Anyway, lacking the instructions the box provides, and the help and supervision of a responsible adult, I popped it in the microwave for what I assumed to be a good cook time; 3 minutes.

It came out all hard and gross.

Can someone point me in the right direction for making Pizza Pops, so I don't fuck up so horribly next time?

3 min flip then 1.30 that's what i do for 2 at a time.

Are you trying to troll me?

What are you OP, 12?

Are you trying to troll me?

listen dude, I NEVER joke about pizza pops.

Twelve? Hell, I think I could handle getting an egg at least in the pan at twelve.

Clearly you have the internet...did you ever consider looking up the cooking directions?

"Pizza pop" sounds like a pizza flavored popsicle, aka gross.

Make sure you put it in the microwave correctly, the rotating circle in the bottom always fucks me over when I try to just heat up single items.

Because you're only cooking one I'd say just put it in for minute increments and see what happens. Every microwave is different.

This thread makes me want to go poach some eggs. Fuck not having a stove

According to Wikipedia, Pizza Pops are only available in Canada.

Thus, no surprise I hadn't heard of 'em 'til this thread.

Haha, are you fucking serious?

God damn backwards Americans/Rest of the World.

Totino's Pizza Rolls > your Pizza Pops :D

Totino's Pizza Rolls > your Pizza Pops :D

I've had those(they have them here, another reason we're +1 you), they aren't that good.

Canada > United States, at least right now because I'm hungover.

Canadian Bacon and Molson. There would be nothing finer right now.

Bacon is godly.

http://www.bbqtalk.ca/PeamealBacon.htm

I've had those(they have them here, another reason we're +1 you), they aren't that good.
Ah well. If nothing else my country can always kick Canada's ass.

Except at hockey. And ice fishing.

But otherwise, I agree.

For shame. :(

Both are rather kick-ass activities.

Though it does appear the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup was 92-93 season. :D

http://www.tv-eh.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/bobdoug17.jpg

Take off, eh!

http://www.tv-eh.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/bobdoug17.jpg

Take off, eh!

Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.

Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.

No way, eh! Don't be a knob, eh!

No way, eh! Don't be a knob, eh!

Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!

Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!

Oh, goin' to the looney bin, eh?

dude, thats some serious failage.

Oh come on now. It's a freakin' pizza pop! Ergh.

Oh, goin' to the looney bin, eh?

I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.

Though it does appear the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup was 92-93 season. :D

But how many canadians were on the winning teams?(I believe the numbers are pretty high, but can't be arsedto look;))

But how many canadians were on the winning teams?(I believe the numbers are pretty high, but can't be arsedto look;))
Fair enough. :D

Shit I used to cook my own lunch every day when I was twelve, I actually used to manage to get some pretty nice stuff done too.

If you making 2 then put them in for 1:30 minutes. Flip them over and cook of another :30 seconds.

Ah well. If nothing else my country can always kick Canada's ass.

just about any country can kick canada's ass

Just 1 is a minute, flip, 15-30 seconds. And for the record, pizza pockets (funny since pizza pops are pocket shaped)>pizza pops (popping isn't cool motherfucker.)