Im going to mexico pretty soon but Im underage. Im guessing I can buy cigars and booze but how easy would it be to buy pharmaceuticals?

Unbelievably so. You've asked adults to buy you alcohol in the US before, right? It should work the same way. But I'll call Vizier over just to be sure.

Watch out for AIDS.

Do you need to know how to speak Spanish to get around there? Do many of the locals speak English?

In the resort towns everyone speaks English, but in real Mexico you'll need Spanish.

Depends on where in Mexico you're going. It's easier along the border towns.

Be very careful we and my wife walked over the boarder in Brownsville TX a couple of years ago and the locals suck to deal with.
If you speak Spanish you get along much better.

Boystown thats the place to party in Mexico unless you have a endless supply of greenbacks then all of Mexico can be your playground

You gonna get kidnapped.

You gonna get kidnapped.

Uhhh, that's actually a legitimate concern. I was planning on going to Mexico for spring break (not in a resort). I've been having second thoughts though because of the rumblings down there.

Does anyone else know how it is lately?

if you dont speak the language an are underaged you will get burned.

an good luck trying to explain your situation to the more than understanding policia

i mean really man. you are setting your self up for failure here.

just find a friends parent who is willing to part with some of their script for some folding money;)

I used to live about 10 minutes from the border and go there often so I can tell you from experience that buying pharmaceuticals (along a border town anyway) won't be a problem. Just be sure to know how much stuff costs before you buy it and don't ask how much something is unless you really have to or else you'll get ripped off. Know how many "pesos" equals a dollar etc. Other than that you should be fine although I hear gang violence is up and that there have been shootouts with police. Just stay in a group if you're afraid of getting kidnapped and know that a lot of the policemen can be bribed.

have fun being made in to a burrito. you ever seen that training day movie where the dude ends up in a bathtub with pedro pointin a damn shotgun in his ear? that'll be your ass then you'll end up a sharted out burrito in the bottom of the mexican sewers.

From what I've heard, the policia in mexico don't make much money at all, so they generally make a little extra cash from taking bribes. The best way to suggest a bribe, is to say "Can we solve this matter like gentlemen?"

I suggest you learn how to say that in spanish.

I can make that pussy talk to me
I can make that thing jump off of you and walk to me