You must be a fucking kamikaze if are considering to join the military.

The whole country is under a fucking conspiracy.

The assholes who are conspiring are waiting for you to join th efucking military, becosu ethi sway is so fucking easy to fuck your brains up.

Th efirst day in th emilitary when you sleep, exactly at 12:00PM, strange peole will come inside your dormitory perimeter, and will hypnotyse your brain during sleep.

When you will awake, you will be strangely full of energy and will be wanting to obey any asshole who has stars, this way you will become a slave asshole of the conspirators, and not a real brave and fearless soldier.

Next day when the trainig will start, you will be teached like an animal to kill everybody they will point at as a target, including innocent civilians.

But the most shoking shit will come aftrer, they woul deven try experiments on your sad ass, infact, if they want you will take any shit described as a medicine or whatewer on command.

Comon assholes, do you really think nothing will happenb to you in a dorm, where a lot of people are sleeping toghether like assholes?

I warned you, I am not a fucking pacifist faggot or whatewer, I like killing assholes too. But I will never join the army as long as the army is controlled by perverted assholes conspirators who are just waiting to fuck th ebrains of every good slodier serving the country in good faith and honesty.

I mean c'mon asshole, let's think for a while, if they can kill just lik ethat people like Lincoln or Kennedy, of course thye can do any shit to you, just a normal nobody soldier.

ANyway, if you really need to join the army, at least try to not sleep, you will see that they will get very angry if they can't have you layinmg asleep in front of them at night.

oh dear. Fail.

HA!

That's some of the silliest junk I've ever heard, and I have heard some stupid shit in my time.

ha!

That's some of the silliest junk i've ever heard, and i have heard some stupid shit in my time.

o.k.

R.i.p.

No, they don't hypnotize you. They come in drunk with a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other terrorizing the guy named "Mordecai" because they believe they're "standing in the presence of a legend". And that usually happens around your 5th week in.

I probably would have accepted some 'hypnotyse your brain during sleep' if it meant they let us get any sleep the first 2 days.

You're wrong. It's the stuff in that giant needle, that they tell you is penicillin, that's really the stuff that will fcuk you in th ebrains!!!

No, sadly these problems arise from a jaded video game generation without much capacity for critical thought. Don't get me wrong, I was on my way to being a columbine kid just like everyone else,
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/762x51mm/DSCF0084.jpg

See?

But sheltered suburban white kids like yourselves (and me too) join because it's supposed to be a real life "CoD4". At best they'll be super motivated and ready to (willingly) obey all orders, and sometimes even overstep the limitations of such orders(hazing, civ casualties, torture, and other no-nos). At worst they'll be pissed off while their sorry boot ass is cleaning something.

This makes some of the stuff I've posted in here look like classical literature.

If anyone joins the military thinking its going to be like COD4 then they are fucking retarded, seriously if you cant tell the difference between a game and reality but since this is a troll thread anway im guna leave it at that.

Emc3, this is totse, totse, this is Emc3. You clearly haven't met. This guy has the distinction of being the longest running troll on the site, post literally nothing of value in at least 2 years.

I'm not saying that they confuse the difference between reality and fiction due to no experience, I'm saying they get jaded.

I'm not saying that they confuse the difference between reality and fiction due to no experience, I'm saying they get jaded.

yeah i know- its just ive seen a fiar few people who say that and actually mean it. no offense meant.

yeah i know- its just ive seen a fiar few people who say that and actually mean it. no offense meant.

No, I understand. Even I thought I'd be doing moar *bang bang bang* and less *clean clean clean*.

What is a fact is that the government you work for has studied mind control methods every since WWII as can be proven by declassified CIA projects.

Not letting you sleep, is a mind control method familiar to every brain washing cult leader who ever got his followers close to the kool aid.

I dont believe in tin foil hat wearing, "they using mind control radio waves" nonsense....

But the military WILL fuck with your head.

The jewish military does not just fuck with your head, they directly fuck your head completely.

It looks like you can't even speak up in english. little faggot asshole.