http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2006/03/14/hagmanlarry_cp_207978.jpg http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/red/blue_pics/2007/07/02/larry460.jpg

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-44203/ljudfile/dallas.mid

Is this stylish or gawky? I'm thinking of dressing like this, but some changes. Red tie goes to more conservative, orange or navy tone. Suit goes from heavy fabric to light grey. Opinions? At least I'd make an impression.

I can't for the love of God find a hat like J. R.'s. I've been online for a month perusing and ordering from cowboy hat stores, and can't find any. Who do I rape to get one?