These are the most comfortable pants in the entire fucking world. I have had many pairs of pants, but I have worn these since I was in 6th grade, and they sold them at this store on OSU campus called higher ground.

I am ordering a few pairs soon. I don't like the bright colored ones.

olive green (http://www.bwild.com/noname252.html)

KHAKAI (http://www.bwild.com/ufo1.html)

MOSS GREEN (http://www.bwild.com/mogrufopa.html)

DARK BROWN (http://www.bwild.com/dabrufopa.html)

NAVY zip offs (http://www.bwild.com/newufo2in1pa1.html)

white Zip offs (http://www.bwild.com/unufopawzipo3.html)

Or you could just wear a parachute.

The only thing I don't like about these pants is how they always get trashed at the bottom from stepping on them.

Other than that you're right they are fucking comfy.

srsly love then you will have to tie your self to some weight otherwise some wind might blow you up ;).


Anyway OP Unisex, i mean i would rather prefer something which is a bit gender specific but still it cool okay, (remind me of Gangsta Niggers)

That is why you tie them off, and not let them just hang. I have never had a pair shread on me.

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/unc/sports/m-baskbl/auto_action/57383.jpeg

Kinda looks the same, a little updated.

Are you serious? They fucking suck man. I always see stupid candy ravers wearing shit like this. If you can dance (like really dance) then a pair of MC Hammer style pants (tapered at the bottom) can be done. Otherwise no.

If you want to advertise so publicly, why don't you just write "Faggot" in metallic pink paint across your forehead?

*claws out eyes*

Why would you wear those? And tied at the end? Eugh.

Go get yourself some Hammer Pants. You'd probably love them.

I bought a pair of those in 7th grade and thought I was the shit

6 months later I came to my senses

Those are the worst pants I have EVER seen.

The only people I ever see wear these are the douchbag goth kids at my school.

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NO NO NO don't tie them at the ends dammit. it looks retarded. Also it's kinda funny because I only buy the bright colored ones that look cool under a blacklight.

They look cool...but my god man. I'd be tripping with every step.

I tie them off right below my knees, so they are like shorts.

Those are some anti-sexxing pants.