Okay, so a couple days ago i was lying in my bed just chillin to some music when i got the sudden urge to roll over... so i did. About half way throught this roll i got a random flash of incredibly bright, flickering light and within a second it was gone. I looked around the room and it was pitch black. My first thought was oh shit, something is up. I quickly went to put out the insence to avoid any possible hazzard. when i reached for it i saw that it fell out of its holder and was now lying on my matress. By the time i saw it, it had already burnt a hole into my sheets so i swatted it off my bed and quickly put it out, and went to sleep.


The next day i had this really strange feeling like when your being watched, so i was just trying to be really careful. I was just going along my day as i usually do. I got the day off work, my girlfriend was out of town and all my friends were preoccupied so i was basically home all day by myself. So i was in the basement watching some movies and i decided to light some incense. The only incense i had was those little cone shaped ones. I got my little incense stand and i sparked a match. as soon as i touched the match to the incense, the little triangle burst into flames. as if that isn't enough, the stand it was on tipped over and the flaming incense was hurled onto the floor. I jumped over to it and quickly stomped it out. Now there is a black whole in our carpet the size of a toonie

After that I was a bit shooken up. my heart was beating very fast because i thought that i was going to burn the house down so i sat on the couch and lit myself a smoke. after smoking about half of my smoke i figured i should put it out and go skateboarding. As i went to put the smoke in the ashtray, it slipped out of my hands, fell onto a towel on the floor. as i went to pick the smoke off the towel, the towel burst into flames. I did as i assume anyone else would do in my position. I absolutely freaked out and threw my body onto the towel trying to put it out. I finally put out the small fire and I got the fuck out of the house as fast as i could...

Since then i haven't had one accident with fire and that was almost two days ago...

You put the fire out with your body? Did you get any second-degree burns?

you don't get burns if you're wearing shoes? What kind of incense was it? It could have been attracting salamanders.

It was opium incense and what exactly are salamanders... I know that they are small lizards but that doesn't exactly make sense...

They are the pure elemental spirits of fire.

maybe you have undeveloped pyrokinesis and your nervousness was causing it to go "crazy". try to meditate and focus your energies, and further develop this gift.

the beginings of spontaneous combustion... beware!!!!