Okay, throughout this forum I've heard people say that it is bad for you because of addiction and things and others say that you might as well masterbate because it doesn't do anything that is harmful to you.

Post if you have actually KNOW that is good or bad for you so future people don't have to post about it.

there is nothing bad about it. you cannot get addicted or any of that shit.

it lowers stress and blood pressure, and provides a mental relief. in that respect, i would consider it good.

its almost as essential to men as menstrating is to women. its part of healthy biology to cycle out old sperm so that new/fresh sperm can be produced.

Anyone remember that "masturbation makes you ugly" thread posted a while back?

I think that dude had the right idea. The thread basically explained how your body is always releasing chemicals and changing structure to attract mates. And whenever you jack off you trick your body into thinking it's already got it made, versus if you don't jack off you will continue to change and look better until you get laid.

To further prove this point you should think about the biggest wankers (the literal kind, so you brits can kiss my FUCKING ass) you know and notice how fucking disgusting they are.



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Distion, nice idea but I think the ugly wankers thing is the other way around, I mean unless theres scientific evidence.

But who knows

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

The thread basically explained how your body is always releasing chemicals and changing structure to attract mates.

thats just stupid. that isn't how your body works.

quote:Originally posted by RAOVQ:

thats just stupid. that isn't how your body works.

I'm just going by what the physical world presents. Chronic wankers are fucking disgusting, period.

Nothing wrong with it--just do so in private, and clean up afterwards.

quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

Nothing wrong with it--just do so in private, and clean up afterwards.

^ Are you going to listen to this old hag? Masturbation is for faggots, it is NOT "ok"

Why is it not okay? Is there bad side affects of it? Does it cause pain to others? Any reason behind your statement?

quote:Originally posted by SilverTamarin:

Why is it not okay? Is there bad side affects of it? Does it cause pain to others? Any reason behind your statement?

I already told you, the change in hormone levels make you ugly as fuck.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

I already told you, the change in hormone levels make you ugly as fuck.

Link?

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

^ Are you going to listen to this old hag? Masturbation is for faggots, it is NOT "ok"

Shut the fuck up and go back to your meth addiction you short sited faggot. Masturbation is fine. Ugly people are huge wankers cause they aret getting any pussy in the first place. Seriously are you trolling? Jesus Christ I hope so.

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

Link?

I don't need a link you fuckbrained piece of shit. It's basic physiology. Hormone change (i.e inbalance) = stress = ugliness.

quote:Originally posted by Bikerfox:

Shut the fuck up and go back to your meth addiction you short sited faggot. Masturbation is fine. Ugly people are huge wankers cause they aret getting any pussy in the first place. Seriously are you trolling? Jesus Christ I hope so.

What ever moron. At least I'm not an ugly acne-ridden choking-the-chicken faggot like you are. Think whatever you want. But if you ever get bored of fucking the fat ugly hags some day you should take my advice.

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quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

I don't need a link you fuckbrained piece of shit. It's basic physiology. Hormone change (i.e inbalance) = stress = ugliness.



WRONG!



That's a reasonable argument but when you actually look at the chemistry involved you'll find that that's impossible. Your body doesn't regulate your appearance, or at least not conciously, looks don't really matter in nature.

How come people who have sex every day aren't 'fucking disgusting'?

quote:Originally posted by reggie_love:

Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

I don't need a link you fuckbrained piece of shit. It's basic physiology. Hormone change (i.e inbalance) = stress = ugliness.



WRONG!



That's a reasonable argument but when you actually look at the chemistry involved you'll find that that's impossible. Your body doesn't regulate your appearance, or at least not conciously, looks don't really matter in nature.

How come people who have sex every day aren't 'fucking disgusting'?



You can't change skeletal structure of fucking course, but your muscle tone and symmetry and skin tone can change dramatically with the aid of hormones.

People who have sex everyday aren't ugly because they had to have been attractive beforehand. Whenever you get off your body undergoes minimal changes in order to retain the sexy-appeal.

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what gandhi had to say about it...

http://tinyurl.com/39c727

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Damn this thread is brilliant, Distortion you're a bloody genius.

Empirically speaking though, it's true that the biggest wankers are always ugly as fuck, but still that theory of hormone imbalances sounds a bit flawed.

Anyway, I don't think wanking is that good for you, it could turn you into a sociopath, lower your zinc levels, and make your porn file bigger, just go out and get some real women.

Id have to agree with Distortion on this one. Ever since I got more girl action, not sex per see, just more talking and hanging around and stuff, I stopped masturbating. So, my body caught the scent of pussy and has been saving its hormones to work on real pussy, not the imaginary one . But I guess it all depends, it may start to be a cycle, you get ugly, you masturbate, youre ugly as fuck and get no action, you masturbate more, and after some time its the only thing that you have left. But I cant call it an addiction. Once I thought I was addicted but it all ended really fast when I got some female friends.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

I don't need a link you fuckbrained piece of shit. It's basic physiology. Hormone change (i.e inbalance) = stress = ugliness.

Whoa Whoa Whoa. I was just asking for a link even though I have heard what you said before. I've just never taken a physiology class either.

Check out this link: http://www.lavalife.com/magazine/welcome.act?fUrl=feature&fPid=14260

quote:Originally posted by LuKaZz420:

Distortion you're a bloody genius.

Distortion can't understand basic film plots.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

Anyone remember that "masturbation makes you ugly" thread posted a while back?

I think that dude had the right idea. The thread basically explained how your body is always releasing chemicals and changing structure to attract mates. And whenever you jack off you trick your body into thinking it's already got it made, versus if you don't jack off you will continue to change and look better until you get laid.

To further prove this point you should think about the biggest wankers (the literal kind, so you brits can kiss my FUCKING ass) you know and notice how fucking disgusting they are.



So your ass gets fucked a lot then?

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:



People who have sex everyday aren't ugly because they had to have been attractive beforehand. Whenever you get off your body undergoes minimal changes in order to retain the sexy-appeal.



ok, lets take 2 identical men. both are extremely attractive before hand. one has sex everyday for a year, the other one masturbates every day for a year. whats the difference? they were both attractive before. AND IDENTICAL. either they are both still the same. or both ugly.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

What ever moron. At least I'm not an ugly acne-ridden choking-the-chicken faggot like you are. Think whatever you want. But if you ever get bored of fucking the fat ugly hags some day you should take my advice.



You base me having Acne and fucking fat chicks on what? That I masturbate? It lowers blood pressure and stress as well as flooding your brain with dopamine. Id rather wake up knowing I dumped my load onto something then wake up covered in crusty shit. Your a shitty troll.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

What ever moron. At least I'm not an ugly acne-ridden choking-the-chicken faggot like you are. Think whatever you want. But if you ever get bored of fucking the fat ugly hags some day you should take my advice.



BTW I like how you dont address any of my points you just go straight to insulting me for made up bullshit.

quote:Originally posted by demolition_lovers:

ok, lets take 2 identical men. both are extremely attractive before hand. one has sex everyday for a year, the other one masturbates every day for a year. whats the difference? they were both attractive before. AND IDENTICAL. either they are both still the same. or both ugly.

Read what I said again. If you are attractive to begin with you will probably remain the same because you're tricking your body into thinking you're getting plenty of action and don't need to change. What I'm trying to get at, is most people who masturbate chronically do so because they can't get a girlfriend, usually because they're ugly as fuck, and thus masturbating will make them stay that way. Do you see what the fuck I'm getting at?

quote:Originally posted by Bikerfox:

You base me having Acne and fucking fat chicks on what? That I masturbate? It lowers blood pressure and stress as well as flooding your brain with dopamine. Id rather wake up knowing I dumped my load onto something then wake up covered in crusty shit. Your a shitty troll.

Whatever. I don't care that you fuck fat chicks. That's your business.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

So your ass gets fucked a lot then?

Are you autistic or something or just lack the most basic social skills?

Here's my two cents on masturbation.

First off, no its not harmful to your health in any way whatsoever.

HOWEVER i have noticed a few of it's detrimental effects on the human body.

First off, at times when i used to masturbate daily, i would be less social and more lazy.

Secondly, the less i jerk off, the more productive i feel. The more i want to study. The more i want to meet and talk to girls.

This should make sense. You ejaculate and ur body is like oh yeah boi, i just shot my seed.

Then it's like, pfsh i just had a mate so why do i need another??

Then it's like, well hell i guess i just accomplished one of the main and only things im meant to do in life so i might as well be lazy cuz i have succeeded.

I like to keep it to once every three to five days (but some times thats very hard teehee), not to mension when i go back home (i live at school) me and my gf bang like 10 times..

Just see how it affects you! Everyone is different.

Distortion you are a fucking troll, hormone imbalance doesnt make you more ugly, physical appearance is genetic. Do you even know what homeostasis is? It basically means if your body notices less or more of something (ie. sperm) it ups the production to compensate. Your body maintains EQUILIBRIUM with itself. It doesnt change what you look like, people who masturbate a lot do so because they were ugly to begin with and cant get a girlfriend not because they masturbate. By the way everyone knows your trolling, there's no possible way someone could be as fucking stupid as you are.

quote:Originally posted by SamAvoine:

Distortion you are a fucking troll, hormone imbalance doesnt make you more ugly, physical appearance is genetic. Do you even know what homeostasis is? It basically means if your body notices less or more of something (ie. sperm) it ups the production to compensate. Your body maintains EQUILIBRIUM with itself. It doesnt change what you look like, people who masturbate a lot do so because they were ugly to begin with and cant get a girlfriend not because they masturbate. By the way everyone knows your trolling, there's no possible way someone could be as fucking stupid as you are.

So you're saying hormone imbalance can't cause acne breakouts? Is that why acne is most common in people ongoing puberty?

Pull whatever bullshit you want out of your ass, jack off all you want, but for all you people who are tired of being sore losers every night with your dick in your hand instead of someone else's then maybe you should just try laying off it for a while and see the results.

Right now, I'm siding towards Vadagar.

quote:Originally posted by SilverTamarin:

Right now, I'm siding towards Vadagar.

Then you're an idiot because Vadagar is WRONG.

quote:Originally posted by Vadagar:



First off, no its not harmful to your health in any way whatsoever.



As I have stated, masturbation causes a temporary hormonal imbalance which creates stress. Stress kills people.

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quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

^ Are you going to listen to this old hag? Masturbation is for faggots, it is NOT "ok"



You best get out of the closet before you suffocate.

quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:



You best get out of the closet before you suffocate.

You're an old fucking hippy. I bet all that weed you used to smoke back in the 70's and 80's turned you downright retarded.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

Whatever. I don't care that you fuck fat chicks. That's your business.

You dont address any points all you ever do is insult people. That doesnt help prove your point nor does calling people "faggots" whats wrong with gays in the first place?

quote:Originally posted by Bikerfox:

whats wrong with gays in the first place?

How many gay people do you know?

I live in fucking California. You can't even walk 100 feet without seeing a fucking disgusting cocksucking faggot piece of shit that makes you wanna puke for walking on the same piece of land as they do. Thusly, I have a lot more say on the matter than any of you, and I can surely say that faggots are disgusting, dumb, and some of the most unproductive members of soceity (amongst Mexicans and Niggers). To further prove my point, why don't you stop for a second, and try to think about just ONE successfull faggot in the world. And don't say Elton John or Val Kilmer.

Did you also know more than 40% of people admitted to mental institutes are gay?

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Wow Distortion, thank you for the gay thing that nobody gives a shit about. Do you know that 62% of all surveys are made up?

You fucking insulted brits most likely because you were watching a gay porno with brits and kept staring at their "huge" wankers. You then got jealous and assumed that it was because they masterbated.

You act like a fucking retard who thinks masterbation is the end of the world and will fucking kill everybody if you happen to do it. I doubt you have ever masterbated.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

How many gay people do you know?

I live in fucking California. You can't even walk 100 feet without seeing a fucking disgusting cocksucking faggot piece of shit that makes you wanna puke for walking on the same piece of land as they do. Thusly, I have a lot more say on the matter than any of you, and I can surely say that faggots are disgusting, dumb, and some of the most unproductive members of soceity (amongst Mexicans and Niggers). To further prove my point, why don't you stop for a second, and try to think about just ONE successfull faggot in the world. And don't say Elton John or Val Kilmer.

Did you also know more than 40% of people admitted to mental institutes are gay?



I live in the capitol of washington, miles south of seattle. I know plenty of gay people and they tend to be normal productive people that like a little anal after work.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

How many gay people do you know?

I live in fucking California. You can't even walk 100 feet without seeing a fucking disgusting cocksucking faggot piece of shit that makes you wanna puke for walking on the same piece of land as they do. Thusly, I have a lot more say on the matter than any of you, and I can surely say that faggots are disgusting, dumb, and some of the most unproductive members of soceity (amongst Mexicans and Niggers). To further prove my point, why don't you stop for a second, and try to think about just ONE successfull faggot in the world. And don't say Elton John or Val Kilmer.

Did you also know more than 40% of people admitted to mental institutes are gay?



And once again you dont address anny of my points you just insult me. And why not say Elton John or Val Kilmer? their both productive members of society.

quote:Originally posted by Bikerfox:

And why not say Elton John or Val Kilmer? their both productive members of society.

You call singing and acting and being cocksuckers PRODUCTIVE? You have a lot to learn about life.

Btw, why are you defending shitpushers? Are YOU one yourself?

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i have a question, if a person who has jacked off on a regular basis, lets say almost every day for the past 4 or 5 years completely stop jacking off for about 2 or 3 years what do you think would happen to them?

quote:Originally posted by SilverTamarin:

I doubt you have ever masterbated.

wow, being a small minded racist homophobic prick makes you so much more belivable.

"Did you also know more than 40% of people admitted to mental institutes are gay?"

no i didn't. source???

out of interest, distortion, how old are you?

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

As I have stated, masturbation causes a temporary hormonal imbalance which creates stress. Stress kills people.



Ha, you're an idiot.

This is one of the most successful trolling attempts in RY that I've seen.

quote:Originally posted by Deaf:

This is one of the most successful trolling attempts in RY that I've seen.

+1

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

You call singing and acting and being cocksuckers PRODUCTIVE? You have a lot to learn about life.

Btw, why are you defending shitpushers? Are YOU one yourself?



Acting and singing are both occupations in the arts, I consider that productive. And wow accusing me of being gay, sure Distortion I want to shove my dick into your anus for sexual pleasure! Boy is that offensive!

quote:Originally posted by Deaf:

This is one of the most successful trolling attempts in RY that I've seen.

I realize its trolling but I enjoy the flame wars.

You're all a bunch of fuckin dicktouching faggots.

quote:Originally posted by Bikerfox:

Acting and singing are both occupations in the arts, I consider that productive. And wow accusing me of being gay, sure Distortion I want to shove my dick into your anus for sexual pleasure! Boy is that offensive!

You're an idiot. ANY fucking dumbshit moron can become a singer or actor. Hell, 70% of the actors in hollywood are fucking high school dropout fucktards. Faggots simply do not posess the cognitive skills required to be successful. Homosexuality IS a fucking genetic DEFECT. It has been proven.

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quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

You're an idiot. ANY fucking dumbshit moron can become a singer or actor. Hell, 70% of the actors in hollywood are fucking high school dropout fucktards. Faggots simply do not posess the cognitive skills required to be successful. Homosexuality IS a fucking genetic DEFECT. It has been proven.



Haha bad trolling. Id like to see you write something even as shitty as crocodile rock.

whatever morons, just fucking TRY not to touch your goddamn dick for a couple weeks and see how you feel

Distortion you can't prove that homosexuality is a genetic defect, or the 40% in asylums, or that you are not gay, or that you have ever masterbated. You fail you fucking fag.



Not2Jewish



I don't mean to sound rude, but I don't think you can. Once you do it that much, it is REALLY hard to stop even for two weeks.

How do you explain nerds and anti-social people in high school that become huge successes?

Social skills are a great tool, but not required to become a success. Your theory that if you maturbate and you become less social ruins your chance to do well in the workplace. I'm sure plenty of "nerds" didn't get much action in high school, except from themselves.

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

How do you explain nerds and anti-social people in high school that become huge successes?

Social skills are a great tool, but not required to become a success. Your theory that if you maturbate and you become less social ruins your chance to do well in the workplace. I'm sure plenty of "nerds" didn't get much action in high school, except from themselves.

You're missing the whole goddamn point. Are nerds ugly? YES. Do they masturbate chronically? YES. Are they annoying obnoxious weirdos that no one can stand being around, especially girls? YES.

quote:Originally posted by Not2Jewish:

i have a question, if a person who has jacked off on a regular basis, lets say almost every day for the past 4 or 5 years completely stop jacking off for about 2 or 3 years what do you think would happen to them?

i masturbated every day for a long long time

it didn't make me ugly, but it did make me lazier, and more uncomfortable around the ladies.

since i quit, i feel alot better, and my dick is alot stronger.

so beat off all you want, i'll pass.

quote:

Silver screen such a disgrace

I couldn't look her straight in the face

A foolish picture I live in disgust

Degradation being eaten by lust

No bone movies

No bone movies

No bone movies

Inspiration that's blue and uncut

Can't kick the habit obsession of smut

Voyeur straining in love with his hand

A poison passion a pulsating gland

No bone movies

No bone movies

No bone movies

Flaps

(solo)

I shouldn't do it the guilt tells me why

I just can't stop I try and I try

X rated demon that lives in my head

Hungry for bodge and he wants to be fed

No bone movies

No bone movies

No bone movies



-ozzy osbourne

quote:Originally posted by systemshock:

i masturbated every day for a long long time

it didn't make me ugly, but it did make me lazier, and more uncomfortable around the ladies.

since i quit, i feel alot better, and my dick is alot stronger.

so beat off all you want, i'll pass.

that makes two people so far. when are the rest of you going to open your eyes and realize the truth?

masturbation can make/keep you ugly, make you lethargic, make you dumb, and make you a nerd. is the few seconds of pleasure really worth it?

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don't be ridiculous.

DiStOrTiOn is the man.



But everyone knows once in awhile you gotta get the devil juice out of you.

Distortion your still a cock sucking fag who thinks that if you touch your penis then everybody will know and nobody will like you. You have not even fucking masterbated so you can't say shit.

If you masterbate more than 4 times a week, yes it's too much but it probably won't do much besides get you addicted to it and make you lazier.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

Are you autistic or something or just lack the most basic social skills?

I'm just crossing the bridge anyway, troll.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

You're missing the whole goddamn point. Are nerds ugly? YES. Do they masturbate chronically? YES. Are they annoying obnoxious weirdos that no one can stand being around, especially girls? YES.

What about girls not wanting to be around them in the first case because theyve always been ugly?

bump to inform the wankers