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Recovered from a real screenshot of the site's pre-vBulletin (2004) archive, transcribed by hand.
Yo Yo check it out. Im tha hottest shit ta hit tha street
I got the crew and that bad ass beatz.
I come from the mid fuckin west
watch out i crush ya chest
n suck off ya girls tiny ass breasts
nobody could touch this fly ass free
so let me be me
you be you
so just fuck you.
...I fuck ya girl in my caddy
i do ya momma n make a comma.
you think ya all causin drama,
taking the stage but u in ma trunk
tied n taped up like a weak ass punk
You can try but youll prolly blow,
so everybody gatha up n come see tha greatest show.
*Throws down mic*
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