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My girlfriend claims to save $12,000 a year because she doesn't eat.  —
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I just got back from my local carnival. —
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So this nigger says if he buys me an alpaca... —
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Reading labels. —
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insanity. —
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What is the point of (TL/DR version at bottom) —
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So, I gave my patient Geodon today —
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So we all know Totse loves incest —
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Cigarettes —
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Needles and blood.... —
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Well the Tylenol has started to take affect —
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So, I almost fired a guy this morning —
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SG is slow. —
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Tough decision about college —
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Lil' Wayne Lollipop and Tha Carter II —
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So, I almost got fired this morning —
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So I let pandora choose some music for me.... —
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US imported farm-equipment from Africa to pick cotton: Hal Turner —
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ATTN: static_void —
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Explain your username. —
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Teenage Angst and Related Bullshit —
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I'm back...and I need help —
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So this chick says... —
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What do the smiley faces mean to YOU? —
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I wanna go to NYC —
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American chest-beating and back-slapping —
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Ugliest Vs. Hottest Female Totseans. —
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What do you do when you have a cold? —
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What would happen if... —
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What a day —
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